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Xuebing Du
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if i look back, i am lost
Jules of Nature
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hollanov hall of fame (fic rec masterlist)
some popular some not so popular fics that i adore. asterisks are favs that i can't be normal about.
character study
rookie of the year by medric / @bluegrasshole*
rozanov – not on hockey / vdud' (eng) by werevolche / gotthesunshinex *
mosquito by gone_girl
au (hockey, or not)
vessel by medric / @bluegrasshole*
clear to a hedgehog by @magneticwave*
for the right reasons by @citrusses*
house of mirrors by ratherunnecessary
win and bear it by anonymous (public plea to please...update)
hurts so good (angst/whump)
penalties by @citrusses*
show me how to be whole again by @rozanohwell*
send me back a thousand days by @rozanohwell*
if only a prayer by absolutelyhollanov*
dogging by @radialarch
everything else (yum yum )
running down the hills by hockeyfinches
ballad of a bisexual terminator by pressuretoparty
torture me (with all i’ve wanted) by toomuchplor
like for like by @smugrobotics*
love takes a mile by corsi
that'll leave a mark by subcorax
forget there's any other place by anonymous
serendipity by ummrys
When Shane joins the centaurs, Ilya arranges it that he gets the locker next to his. He's not passing up the chance to flirt with his half-dressed husband before and after games. Being captain comes with perks.
"You're lucky to get this locker," he tells Shane before their first practice. "Everyone in this room is always fighting to get it."
"Why, because it's the one next to yours?" says Shane, tugging a curl at the back of Ilya's head just hard enough to pull his head back playfully.
"Well, yes," laughs Ilya. "But this is also the magic locker."
Shane has that look on his face that Ilya knows means he's not sure if he wants to laugh or roll his eyes.
"The magic locker?" he says with a skeptical eyebrow and a fond smile. "I'm scared to ask what that means."
"You'll see. Is very mysterious. Science cannot explain it. You will soon see its power for yourself."
And Shane's laughing now.
"How about you get dressed so that you're not late for practice, Cap? The only power I want to see right now is your ass on the ice."
And Ilya has this stupid grin the whole way through practice that only gets wider when Shane gets back to his locker to find his favourite post-practice protein bar and an ice-cold can of ginger ale. There's a small post-it stuck to the protein bar that says "Welcome to the team, Hollander. Love, the magic locker elves. xx" It's unmistakably Ilya's handwriting.
"See?" says Ilya, delighted at how much Shane is smiling. "Mysterious."
"Super mysterious," he says, pressing a small kiss to Ilya's cheek. "Tell the elves I say thank you."
And every practice or game after that, there's always something small waiting in the locker for Shane. Because his locker is magic.
For anyone who hasn't seen them before, Hidden Search Operators are handy tricks you can use when you're either searching or filtering AO3.
summary: string is a generic way of explaining that you can search AO3 for a specific word that appears in a summary. You can do this from the search bar in the header, from the Any Field box at the top of the Advanced Search form, or from the Search Within Results box at the bottom of the filter menu.
Examples:
summary: Bruce
summary: "Bruce Banner"
summary: Bruce OR summary: Banner OR summary: Hulk
You need to put quotation marks around your search term if it is more than one word. The quotes make sure that the site searches for those two words together.
The other two operators listed work best in the Search Within Results box.
expected_number_of_chapters: 1 will return results where every fic has only 1 chapter currently posted.
You can use -expected_number_of_chapters: 1 if you want results where every fic has more than 1 chapter currently posted.
otp:true will return results where there is only 1 relationship tag on the fic. If you want results where there are 2+ relationship tags (and no fics with only 1 relationship tag) then you can use otp:false
This post is going around again (with an unfortunate syntax error on it - this version is correct), so I thought I'd add some information that folks have mentioned wanting in the notes.
Any time you want help with how to use AO3, look for the question mark bubbles. Clicking or tapping on those bubbles will open up a pop up window with information on that specific part of AO3. For example, here's the information for Include filters.
2. When you log into AO3 for the first time, you'll have a banner on your dashboard that gives you a ton of links and information that's useful for new users. A lot of people will dismiss this banner without ever reading it, but you can get it back at any time.
Go to your Preferences, scroll down to Misc. and check the box next to Turn the new user help banner back on. Update your preferences, and the banner will return.
3. When you first tap or click into the search in the header bar, a little popup tip appears below the text box. This is showing you an example of a search that you can do.
4. If you've never seen the filters before, click or tap on any tag that you're interested in. On a wide screen like a laptop, the filters will appear on the right hand side of the screen. On a narrow screen like a phone, you can tap on the Filters button for the menu to appear.
5. The FAQ has a series of questions related to Searching and Browsing on the Archive. You can find the FAQ in the dropdown under the word About in the header.
6. You can also just click on stuff and see what happens. For example, if you're wondering what the four icons at the top corner of each fic blurb mean, you can just click on them and get a popup with the key. Same thing if you're wondering about the icons at the top right of a bookmark.
7. I almost forgot ☝️If you want to see fics based on the primary pairing but you're okay with additional ships being in the fic (so otp:true won't work for you) - there's a script for that! AO3 Only Show Primary Pairing.
This post is extremely long now, but if you're wondering about other things just drop them in the notes.
ilya rozanov would absolutely be one for grand gestures of affection, but i think its fun to think of all the tiny little affectionate things he does for shane. all the ways that ilya makes space in his life for shane before they're official.
i think he buys him ginger ale, even though he has a marked distaste for it and he won't be seeing Shane for awhile
i think he gets used to folding clothes the way that Shane does because he wants him as comfortable in ilya's space as he can get him.
maybe he switches to a soft lavender detergent because it's the type Shane uses, definitely not because he wants to smell like him.
he keeps a "stupid boring hockey book" that he bought on impulse after Shane recced it on the nightstand, even though he really has no intent to actually read it. sometimes when they're apart he'll pick it up and open it to a random page and imagine that shane is looking at the same page.
he saves screenshots of funny things or memes that he thinks shane would like, but never sends them, because that's not their relationship, so he sexts instead.
ilya drives Shane exactly once and leaves the passenger seat adjusted to his preferences, even though it's months before Shane uses it again. when Svetlana jumps in his car, he feels weirdly sad about it shifting positions.
he checks the weather in Montreal on rainy days in Boston and looks up at the clouds and thinks about how Shane's nose scrunches up when he gets caught in the rain.
ilya sets his watch to Montreal time during summers in Russia, tells himself its more convenient so he knows when to text Shane and get a response, pointedly ignores the fact that people who are just fucking wouldn't do that.
if he's stressed, he cooks, and practices recipes that Shane mentions missing, like Shane randomly mentions his mom used to make lasagna with [insert specific ingredient or method, idk I don't cook lasagna much] and Ilya makes it until he can do it. alternately, Shane mentions some random cookbook that goes in accordance to his diet and Ilya makes everything out of it until he gets every recipe just right, just in case he ever has the opportunity to use the knowledge. he does not think about how he's never even done this for Svetlana.
he setting an alarm for Montreal games, no matter how inconvenient the timing, and sends him something flirty or funny or snarky.
just.
Ilya Rozanov and the subtlety of loving with a thousand miles between the two of you and thinking he won't ever love you back but knowing that if the day ever comes that he could you will be right there waiting for him.

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Leonid Pasternak (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work
oh leonid, we're really in it now
Leonid, you really understand it.
Save me Leonid, from my empty Word document
Leonid what should I do about the emails
Babe are you okay? you reblogged Leonid Pasternak's Torments of Creative Work again
Leonid Pasternak is the best! My favorite of his is The Night Before The Exam (1895).
My man Leonid continues to be relatable
thanks for being nice to me. in return i will die for you and never leave your side and go grocery shopping with you.
Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together
Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?
Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?
Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that
Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again
Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?

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he ran after him btw. he noticed him leaving and followed him.
The difference is that jealous Ilya looks homicidal while jealous Shane looks suicidal
@raccoonboywrites coming correct as always
i think it's really fun when a rly specific trope is super popular in one particular medium but in other ones it's just totally unheard of. it's the time knife. visual novel players are suuuuper used to death games but many others encountered them for the first time in squid games. the other day my mom showed me all excited the summary of a super original novel she found and it was about a girl who got reincarnated as the main character in her favorite fantasy book
what the fuck is a time knife
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The Batfamily's current in-fueding has thrown off Gotham's delicate ecosystem.
A group pays a magic user to freaky Friday the entire batfamily.
Bruce (Steph): What the actual fuck?
Tim (Duke): Man, Bruce, stop yelling like that, only dogs can hear you.
Damian (Bruce): Language, Tim.
Tim (Duke): Damian, I get that you have had like seven concussions the last month but you can’t seriously mix me up with Tim, we don’t even look vaguely alike.
Dick (Tim): Holy shit
Damian (Bruce): hmmm, it seems we’ve been rearranged into different bodies
Cass (Jason): We? You sound exactly same little demon
Steph (Damian): *screaming*
Bruce (Steph): Stop messing up my hair!
Duke (Cass): Now, you see, that could have been Bruce or Steph.
Tim (Duke): I never actually noticed how alike they are when they are freaking out.
Dick (Tim): Hold on, I’m Dick, Duke is me, Damian is Steph, Steph is Bruce, Jason is Cass and Cass is actually in Duke’s body, B is Damian-
Cass (Jason): Wait? Who is me?
Jason (Dick): I am tall 🥹