looked in the mirror and didn't see a thing

the kids in hsm2 shouldve unionized that country club

can we talk about women fucking. for once could we make up stories about women fucking each other

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

Oops sorry I didn’t mean for you to see my naked and bleeding desire to be loved and understood. My bad.

And for the lady, perhaps reassurance without having to ask for it?

shakespeare was so funny for that scene where the antagonist tells the protagonist “let the record show that i AM into women THAT BEING SAID holy shit, thou mars, seeing you here is like an even better version of my wedding night. like WAY better. i’ve been dreaming about you every night for years, and in my dreams we take off each other’s armor and beat each other to a pulp and i wake up all hot and sticky 👍”