Here for the Edge Dads

As of the time of this post, AO3 has been scraped by yet another shady individual looking to make a quick buck off the backs of hardworking hobby writers. This Reddit post here has all the details and the most current information. In short, if your fic URL ends in a number between 1 and 63,200,000 (inclusive), AND is not archive locked, your fic has been scraped and added to this database.

OK, GUYS. I’M LITERALLY SCREAMING.

@enviousoddy is dubbing my comic and I’ve watched this video like 20 times, already.

IT’S SO GOOD I’M CRYING!!! He’s voice is just- woah, too sexy, if you allow me…

He needs fem voices for the next part, so GET IN THERE, LADIES, candidate youself AND MAKE YOUR MOMMY UFFICIO PROUD!!!

I still can’t beilieve this. I STILL CAN’T- *breath*

Like, okay, the events of the games aren't canon. Fair enough: the games are multiplayer-only, and you can't account for player actions.

Oh, and the animated short films aren't canon either – they're properly understood as in-universe propaganda, not depictions of actual events. That's a little high concept for you guys, but fine.

But surely the comics are canon, right? Well, no; some of the comics (we're not telling you which ones) were canon at one point, but the writing team has decided to go in a different direction.

here's a link to Nightshade

here's a link to Glaze

And then proceed to single-handedly fumble the bag so bad that the primary legacy the game can claim to have is using that promise of a story to bait-and-switch it's fans into buying an incomplete sequel that was rushed into production because you punished a Hearthstone player for being pro-democracy, being the final needle to pop the e-sports speculator bubble there by financially draining nearly every competitive gaming scene to the brink of bankruptcy (at best), and having indirectly lead to advancements in 3D animation because your game effectively has it's own category on pornhub. Oh, also, you alienated the director of the game so hard that he leaves the company and seemingly retires from the entire gaming industry.

Kim Skills!

No faces for him.