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bugwars

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

abuzd

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

dongstomper-deactivated20161230

THE RIME OF THE ANCIENT MARINER 2 ANNOUNCED

THE ALBATROSS IS BACK………. AND HES FUCKING PISSED

swan2swan

I'm gonna be honest

I didn't make enough gifs of him

#sam neill #may his memory be a blessing

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welcometoroom305

Mommy doesn't get it. Explain the joke. Explain the joke for Mommy.

contemptible-scoundrel

free use? *smirks snartly* so naive. you know nothing in this damned society is really free...

angel-advise

can't look up what snartly means because i don't have a dictionary account

batwynn

Do you know what ‘The Game’ is?

Yes, and I lost it

No?

I’m too old for this

I’m too young for this

God DAMMIT

Voting ended on7h

batwynn

I like how half the tags are ‘fuck you’ while they reblog it to inflict it on their friends and followers.

I see you pulling up a chair at the devil’s sacrament

fruitzzone

you need to be more normal about fwb. no, fwb don’t strip you of your dignity. they are not unhealthy. sexual relationships are not bad. it’s not weird to want them and not romance. friends can fuck. you don’t have to be involved romantically to be intimate with someone. that includes all sorts of physical touch because you are also not normal about platonic non-sexual touch. it’s not weird if friends cuddle, sleep in one bed, hold hands or kiss. friends can be affectionate with each other. it doesn’t mean they are romantically attracted to each other. nor does it mean they will ever be in a romantic relationship. you need to be more normal about touch and sex in general.

cyanocittae

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

cyanocittae

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

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thestroyer

dee-the-red-witch

I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE PAINT JOB I NEED ON MY CAR.

dragon-in-a-fez

driving my newly painted car down to my job at the children’s hospital

bishopony

my really funny and original concept

what-even-is-thiss

You should be able to adopt adults for inheritance purposes like in Ancient Rome. Yeah this is Cathy the 23 year old and she’s my daughter now. She has my last name. When I die she inherits the tire shop.

what-even-is-thiss

Cathy will bring glory and dignitas to this America’s Tire franchise location just as I and my father did before her.

proudtoehaver

“I was on a strict diet during Episode VIII, and she was like, ‘Kid, get into that fridge and take some chocolate bars. I have many there.’ And I did,” he recalls. “I failed my diet because Carrie Fisher told me to. And it [felt] great.”

-John Boyega on Carrie Fisher

fuocogo

This is the Carrie Fisher post of body positivity reblog for a chocolate bar from her fridge

overthinkinglotr

Another hilarious thing I feel we should talk about more is the fact that *film* Aragorn and Arwen break up right before Aragorn leaves Rivendell……. meaning that film!Aragorn spends most of the quest in an “oh my god my relationship of 50 years just ended what do I even do with myself????” depression haze.

It explains so much…..

Like. Externally Aragorn is on an epic quest to save Middle Earth, internally he’s crying on the couch in his sweatpants eating a tub of the Middle-Earth equivalent of Ben and Jerry’s

overthinkinglotr

Legolas: Aragorn?

Aragorn: Arwen used to call me Aragorn…..

Legolas: Because it’s your fucking name

overthinkinglotr

To be clear I actually love the film’s version of Aragorn/Arwen’s relationship, there’s a lot of Dramatic Potential/ angsty meta you could write on it, but–.

BUT

It’s also like– you think Aragorn has to put up with Legolas and Gimli’s annoying romance antics? Legolas and Gimli have to deal with Aragorn spending half the quest staring wistfully into the distance and sighing dramatically about What Can Never Be™…with how often he sings the Lay of Luthien, basically the Middle Earth equivalent of Adele’s Someone Like You….

overthinkinglotr

Gimli: You haven’t washed your hair in MONTHS. We’re staging an intervention.

Aragorn (lying flat on the ground with his face in the dirt): aweralwkerjwae

Legolas: You’re only 87– you’ve got your whole life ahead of you. You can find love a second time!

Aragorn: I did. Boromir died.

Legolas: Maybe three is your lucky number!

teddy-after-all

#for me film Legolas’ main character trait#is that he’s incapable of reading the room (tags via @overthinkinglotr)

sweetiepie08

Aragorn, any time he gets a moment to himself during the quest:

starr-bryte

Gimli: This lovely Rhohirrim woman is clearly into you. She’s a fighter. You’re a fighter. She loves horses. You love horses (also you smell like one). Give her a chance!

Aragorn: *flashbacks to him and Arwen making out in Imladris while the elvish version of “when somebody loved me” plays in the background.

ruffboi-mags

He literally did this. (and then imagined Arwen kissing him before getting woken up by his horse)

trickster-archangel

At least he managed to wash himself AND his hair

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ladyshinga

Y'know what, Lindsey Graham has earned this

memecucker

concept: instead of “time traveller from the past is unimpressed by the present” it’s “time traveller from the past loves things we don’t like about modern society” like they think pollution is badass or something

kragehund-again

medieval peasant upon hearing the number of species that go extinct every day: fuck yeah, damn those beafts to hell

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