huh?!

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

Ok but why would I want an empire of dirt ?

desired career: a nude pond nymph that plays a golden lyre and sleeps on damp moss beneath the moon

I need to make something really elaborate and cool (doesn't move

The dead horse beats me

forgive and forget? wrong. charged two-handed heavy attack with my greatsword of resentment

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

wishing everyone a very Remembering You Have Good Leftovers In The Fridge

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

15..... what an age to hear a song