huh?!

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

15..... what an age to hear a song

met gala theme fat and in jeans

I'm not a hater but so much shit is stupid

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

"I asked ChatGPT" ok man i asked Dutch Van Der Linde and he told me we need money

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

sometimes you just gotta go "man i actually don't give a shit" and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101