i really like your company

the only “data centers” we need are public libraries

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

literally makes no sense that poor ppl are passing around the same $20 to eachother meanwhile millionaires & billionaires are sitting on their asses or telling us to donate to causes that they could solves with their own money and still have enough left over to live comfortably.

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

uh oh forgot to take the Pill That Makes Me Sane

she pound me like a thwomp. EEUURRGHERHHGH

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

What's interesting is I experience a more beautiful version of your pain