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This is how I feel about Joshua Trees. They and avocado trees produce fruit meant to be eaten and dispersed by giant ground sloths. Without them, the Joshua Trees' range has shrunk by 90%.

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At the beginning of the eighteenth century, the policy of the Russian State towards the Siberian peoples changed. The Russian political position in Siberia became stronger and more stable, in part because the Russian population had grown to outnumber the indigenous inhabitants of the area. The economic interests of the Russian State in northwestern Siberia turned to mining, iron making and the industrial development of the territories, and away from the fur trade. Russia was also rapidly developing into a powerful empire with a national identity of its own. In 1701 the Russian Orthodox Church was ordered by Czar Peter I (known as Peter the Great) (1689-1725) to baptize the Siberian peoples. The Metropolitan Phielophey Leschinski, who made several voyages to Khanty settlements, conducted intensive missionary work during the period 1712-1726. Most of the Khanty were baptized during this time, hundreds of Khanty images of “longhs” -protectors- were burned, many sacred places where the Khanty held their meetings, worshipped and made sacrifices to their deities were desecrated and destroyed, and was usually followed by the erection of an Orthodox church or chapel on the same place. Thus the main aim of the mission was the destruction of the cult and ritual dimensions of Khanty religious traditions, and the introduction of Christian cult and ritual life. Yet, most of the baptized Khanty continued to worship their deities in secret and to perform the same rituals as their forefathers did. To suppress the Khanty religious heritage, the main blows were then inflicted upon its ritual and social dimensions, namely the Russian authorities made an attempt to destroy sacred places (ritual space) and persecuted shamans (the religious  authorities). Besides the missionaries were struggling not only against Khanty religious heritage, but also against their ethnic heritage. They insisted that baptized Khanty had to leave behind their traditional dwellings, dress, cuisine, customs for good. Yet, the supervisors appointed to observe Khanty everyday life often reported cases of people practising shamanic séances even by those who were baptized. (…) Those who were accused of performing shamanic séances in 1747 admitted under torture that they indeed had a deal with [the] devil while practising shamanism. The usual penalties for practising shamanism or inviting a shaman to perform a séance in the eighteenth century were fines, imprisonment and public corporal punishments. Sometimes, torture during an inquest in prison, or following corporal punishments, caused the death of the accused shamans. This severe politics towards the beliefs of the indigenous peoples had changed by the end of the eighteenth century. (…) A new wave of missionary activity occurred on the eastern frontier of the Russian Empire during the nineteenth century and Christian ideals gradually penetrated further into Khanty life. Radical economic and lifestyle changes affected Khanty people in regions where the Russian population predominated, and it was inevitable that they would become Russified. As to the majority of the Khanty, even if they were baptized by that time, numerous priests and explorers reported that the Khanty (as well as other Siberian peoples) did not attend church on a regular basis, did not follow Christian ethics, and kept making sacrifices to their indigenous deities. Missionaries were faced with the problem of making baptized Khanty follow the prescribed Christian disciplines which, given the nomadic Khanty life as hunters, fishermen and reindeer herders, was difficult. The Russian State interests of that time were understood by the majority of Russian society as a quick and absolute incorporation of all non-Russian peoples into the Russian Orthodox community structure, which inevitably implied ethnic acculturation. Converted Siberian peoples were expected to become “Russians”, live like Russians, speak Russian, to be faithful Orthodox believers and active parishioners. From this time, intensive theoretical work actively pursued the elaboration of missionary programs and special missionary organizations to fulfil them. A network of schools for training missionaries appeared at that time; work on the translation of Holy Books into Native languages were activated and supported; special instructions and recommendations for missionaries were published. Most of the missionary thinkers agreed on the necessity and advantage of Russification for the indigenous peoples in general, although they did not agree on the methods, terms and priorities in a process of its realization in practise. Some of them thought that Russian language and education should be used as the main tool in a process of successful introduction of the new religion. Others argued that promoting the achievements of European civilization in indigenous everyday life would have achieved it much better.

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