Young Aphrodite

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

Government

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

Hmmm

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

nun pussy probably isn't even that good

There’s no such thing as an inanimate object everything is sentient

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of