apple with a tougher skin

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

I love whoever decided to teach this website about simulacra via this meme

Btw the thing this discovered is like. A foundational lab technique now and has revolutionized genetics

Impressed by new roommate today by showing them the gromit mug, the gromit mug mug, and then the gromit mug mug mug

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

all tumbrlinas come from a common ancestor

...the water that turned the freaking frogs gay?

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

It kind of fucks with me that somebody killed ötzi the iceman because ötzi himself is like whatever but the silent presence of human hands that drew back the string of the bow that shot the arrow that killed him is crazy. the idea that there were various people involved in that situation and while one of them has had his last hours painstakingly reconstructed and studied to no end, the others now only exist insofar that an arrowhead had to get into his shoulder somehow. imagine killing someone and then suddenly your entire existence is only a vague shadow implied by the fact that you killed them. much to consider

Testing the mummified bone marrow of ötzi to figure out his ancestry whole time there’s definitely another person, maybe more than one, standing in the room with us but I can never see or speak to them because I only know them through the assurance that they were there too in the form of one single arrowhead. I hate prehistory so much it’s unreal

I know this is about capitalism but it's also about my knees

Are you doing okay? We missed you at the devil's sacrament. He mentioned you by name. Everyone was looking around and cheering until we realized you weren't there. If you need to talk I'm always here. At the aforementioned devil's sacrament.