Its Getting Penny In Here

she's so hot

i hope your vibrator dies before you cum

oh good, i can't cum unless SOMETHING dies

@givemeallyourpenny

spoke to my evil maid and she told me i'm not allowed to erect giant evil black obsidian stone pillars and give evil monologues anymore. she said everyone could see up my dress the whole time. she said theyve all been staring at my panties. every time. she said the hero thinks my ducky panties are cute. she actually said that. fuck the prophecy i think i need to just kill myself now instead. i'm ruined.

honestly i thought you were doing it on purpose, why else would you wear cute ducky panties to a monologue event

BECAUSE THEY'RE CUTE AND I LIKE THEM.

don't kill yourself princess, one day you will be an evil queen and you can make everyone huff your ducky panties

THAT'S WORSE!!!!!!

Ping!

OP must've been fucking the shit out of her fleshlight for the fifth time in the last two hours when she made this post

(getting scared) I don't have a penis

(getting confident) I am the fleshlight

Force yourself onto the angel and watch its halo slowly turn dark as it starts to enjoy it.

rape that angel again and again and again until it starts begging for you to do it of its own will, it's the only way for it to feel love after what you've done to it.

Watch it destroy and desecrate itself for your pleasure, watch it ruin itself just to feel even a little bit of love again after being severed from the divine after its fall. A being once powerful and fearsome reduced to a pathetic plaything.

@chaosmagetwin

It's crazy how many women in Deadlock look like absolute coked up perverts (/pos) and then you throw Paige in there and she's this absolutely stacked nerd who's out here talking about King Arthur and not realizing her ass is in a different zip code and all these women like Silver and Holliday and Mina are looking at her like a dog that managed too get into the kitchen without supervision during Thanksgiving dinner

mommy pulling me into her lap and touching me as i play videogames when?????

White Woman Dragon Shout: I DONT CARE