félix fathom's #1 fan

I basicly live in complete exile these days

I'm actually based as fuck and it's embarrassing to hate me

you like art? well you know who was an artist?? ADOLF HITLER

i hate having a body i want to be an idea

instead of “this person made good art so they can’t be a bad person” try looking at it like this: “this person made art so they can’t be a good person”

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

im chumming buckets into her bikini bottom

i chum buckets in her crusty crab

she rub her bikini bottom on my crusty crab til i chum buckets

i put my crusty crab in her crabby patty til i chum buckets

im crabbin her patty til she chums buckets

she wanna crab my patty but i chum my own buckets

she thinks shes a star like patrick but shes nothing but a square pants

shes tryna sand my squirrel but im busy crabbin patties

she thinks she can play me like a clarinet but im squilliam

she let me goo her lagoon cuz im a goofy goober

think like sandy, smoke like patrick, grind like mister crab

fuck like squidward

grinding like mr krabs in the streetz, chumming buckets like plankton in the sheetz

would rather get stabbed 100 times than be ignored

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app