I Am Not Your Answer

i wish i was a car being stripped for parts but instead i am somebody’s elderly and diseased cat that they feed one million No Die Yet drugs to twice a day and force me to watch glee with them as my entire body begs to be flung from a catapult into the face of the sun. meow or whatever

*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

Bro what the fuck did they do to Neil Josten

i hope when nora drops the kevin books he gives us an extremely thorough detailed explanation of the exy rules/positions/etc. bcus i very much need that

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

rip seth you would’ve pointed and laughed at andrew choking kevin

"can i go next?" - seth gordon

riko's birthday being 1/1 would be funny but 12/31 is so much funnier

and when kevins books come out and it’s just 300 pages of pure exy with no character observations or plot, then what?

Elodie Moreau faking her death and starting anew in the US when the family that she was sold to goes there for business. Elodie Moreau ending up at Palmetto where no one will ask questions. Elodie Moreau falling in love with 2nd year goalkeeper Robin Cross. Elodie Moreau meeting Kevin Day when he comes visit Wymack and he recognizes those Grey eyes instantly. Elodie Moreau never meeting her brother because he only survived in one draft and it's not this one

happy pride month to kevin day and all of his handlers

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)