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Part of me wants to blame @quasar-crew for this, but I know deep in my heart this is all my fault, because once again....I have no self control when it comes to shit like this.
Basically @quasar-crew was joking about Leon's tail in the Infection AU and how long it was starting to get and this somehow this ended up with me drawing Leon as a noodle dragon and we both just started going nuts with the concept and then this happened.
So enjoy Leon suffering from the consequences of picking up some cursed jewelry he found in Salazar's castle.
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Busy day today, so the best I got for you guys right now is a disgruntled Chris dragging a drunk noodle Leon to the next mission during the events of Vendetta!
((Later on tonight I'll try and make a post explaining how Leon's curse works.))
Leon has lost the pendent only a couple of times, but every time it happens, he's an anxiety filled mess.
The first time it happened was when he got home from a mission after staying awake for nearly 3 days straight. He was so tired that when he was taking off his work clothes he also automatically took off his necklace and put it on the key hook by the door.
Again, running on nothing but fumes, Leon doesn't even realize he's transforming and just collapses onto his bed before passing out. Cue the next morning when he wakes up as a dragon and is utterly confused, only for that confusion to quickly turn into panic when he realizes he can't find the pendent.
He looks for hours, rifling through all his clothes, turning their pockets inside out, flipping over furniture and rugs, searching through cabinets, literally checking almost EVERY nook and cranny of his apartment.
It's only found after Luis stops by for a visit later that day, when he see's it hanging on the key hook by the door after he walks in. When he shows Leon the pendent dangling between his fingers, Leon collapses into heap on the floor, relieved but irritated at the same time.
Here's a Rookie version of Noodle Leon for you guys!
I guess in this AU he found the pendent in the Raccoon City Police Department when he was looking for the medallions with Claire. He took the necklace with him just in case in was needed for a puzzle or something later. (Plus is was too pretty to just leave sitting in the dusty corner like that!)
And moments later, before poor Leon knows it, he's transforming into a noodle after tucking the pendent into his pocket.
If you were wondering how the hell Luis is still alive in this AU, well it's all thanks to Leon's magical healing spit!
The only reason the group even knew Leon had this the ability was because he accidentally sneezed all over Luis earlier, and when the poor man was able to wipe his face clean of dragon spit, they all noticed that the minor cuts and bruises on his skin had healed instantly.
The only issue Leon has with this is figuring out how to "apply" said magical spit. He's obviously hesitant to lick the wounds at first cause...EW? But he soon realizes that this is unfortunately the best way to do it, especially after dealing with Luis's severe stab wound.
(Also if you were wondering, the healing spit thing applies to Marvin too in the Rookie version of this AU!)
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Leon notices after the events of Degeneration that his whiskers are finally growing in and decides to poke one, only to realize they are EXTREMELY sensitive.
They'll get longer as he ages and they help him fly better too as they allow him to detect wind currents and subtle changes in the airflow. (Meaning he can sense how the wind flows and bends around objects.)
Forgot to post this, but if you were all wondering what Leon's signature 'Sad Puppy Dog Face' looks like in this AU, then here you go!
This is basically what Marvin and Claire have been dealing with all night when Leon keeps insisting that he's a monster while looking at them like this.
@polarspaz welp, more "quasar is swept up in a muse wave by your latest art"... I was inspired and just had to write a lil something. Enjoy! *heads off to go faceplant in a pillow*
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The warm glow of ARK’s walls around Grace contrasts sharply to the bile churning in her stomach. A trail of blood stretches before her, staining the too-white floor. Leon. He was here, she knows it, she saw him collapse on one of the cameras, but now… Grace swallows down the acid climbing her throat. She has to find him.
She follows the streaks of blood, following them deeper into the complex. The glow of the walls turns from white to gold, and Leon’s blood from red to brown. She has to hurry, she has to. Grace follows the blood up a set of stairs, her heart jackrabbiting in her chest and then… it stutters.
Ahead, the hallway comes to an abrupt dead-end, and at its base, sprawled out, is a giant beast. Grace gasps, stifling the scream that tries to worm its way out of her throat. She stumbles a half step back, eyes wide and praying that it didn’t hear her. But, despite her lack of stealth the monster is… still.
Heart thundering in her breast, Grace carefully presses a hand to her mouth to stifle any more sounds as she flicks her eyes over the creature. It’s… massive, serpentine, it’s long body coiled and sprawled out. It resembles a snake, save the legs pressed to its body and the fur Grace can see trailing down its back. And actually, now that she thinks about it, it looks a lot like a…
Dragon.
It’s a goddamn dragon.
“Holy…” Grace murmurs. A dragon. After the twisted things she’s seen tonight, seeing something like this… sleek and scaled by comparison, hell, beautiful, it’s like a slap to the face. But as she traces the shape of its body, up from its tail, she begins to notice the dragon seems… off, somehow. It might be the lightning surrounding them, but there’s a pallor to its scales, odd patches of mottled black necrosis twisting over its body.
Necrosis that looks a lot like that she saw on the people in Wrenwood and Rhodes Hill… on Leon.
It’s like it's… sick, Grace thinks as she half consciously shuffles closer. But… perhaps it is. The dragon is still, with no sign it’s even breathing. And the mottled patches of black are even more extensive than she realized… They coat its neck, torso and tail. Hell, its entire legs are—
Grace pauses, her eyes settling on the dragon’s fore and hindlimbs. Those… that isn’t right. While black flaking scales do cover its limbs, most of the black isn’t from whatever sickness is afflicting it. No… they’re clothes. Ragged black pants torn apart by the creature’s tail stretch over its hindlimbs and on its front legs… a stretched and torn weave shirt and a familiar set of chest holsters, carrying a set of familiar weapons.
Leon’s weapons.
She… stares. Grace shuffles back, heartbeat climbing her throat as her gaze shifts again to the dragon’s head. A pair of horns crown its skull, furred mane flopping over its muzzle and a long set of tendrils—barbels, Grace’s brain supplies—trailing over the ground. Its teeth are bloodied.
Grace stifles a hysterical laugh. Either the dragon ate Leon, she thinks, her stomach twisting, or the dragon is Leon…
But… she already saw Emily transform into something tonight, why not Leon?
Though, there’s something fundamentally different about what Emily became and what Leon seems to be. It’s more… coherent. Beautiful, in an odd way.
Grace swallows, her eyes skimming over the chest holsters and the mottled bruising that twists up Leon’s much longer neck. A thin reedy wheeze makes her startle, as Leon’s chest suddenly stutters in an inhale. He’s still alive! Grace starts forward, even as her animal-hind brain shrieks in protest. RUN, her instincts demand. Shut up, Grace says back, moving closer to Leon’s massive draconic head.
Oh jeez, he’s got big teeth… But, even if Leon killed Emily, she’s not going to do the same here. She just has to… hope.
Hope he’s okay. Hope he’s still there.
Grace kneels down by Leon’s head, her hands hesitating in the air above his head. What should she do? What can she do? How does one check a dragon for a pulse?! She swallows, anxiety twisting in her gut, and presses a hand to the side of his neck. Come on, come on… Her hands slide over scales, and if Leon wasn’t actively dying Grace would spare a thought for their smooth texture, like smoothed river stones.
“Leon?” Grace asks, gently pressing her hand into his neck and then, after a half second of hesitation, raising the other to his lower jaw. “Oh no, oh no, come on…” She nudges him gently, then when nothing happens, a little harder, as anxiety rapidly spreads its burning tendrils through her veins once again. “Come on, please, please, you don’t get to just turn into a dragon and say nothing… Please, Leon…”
There’s a soft grunt, barely anything and Grace’s eyes dart to his face (snout?) relief climbing as she sees his eyelids twitch. She quickly scoots over to be in front of him, even as panic fear no no no wrap their hands around her throat, at the sight of bloodied fangs. (At the sight of something so much bigger, something that could swallow her whole.)
“Hey! It’s me, it’s Grace,” she says frantically, one hand migrating to the top of his head. Leon’s breaths are more obvious now, his nostrils flaring in time with soft wheezing breaths. “Please wake up, please wake up.”
She yelps slightly as Leon’s head suddenly shifts under her hand, jerking away. He huffs—a gust of hot air Grace can feel from here—and his eyelids crack open and suddenly, Grace is looking into the slitted eyes of a dragon. They’re the same grey-blue as before, hazily staring at her a few feet away. His nostrils flare, eyes still half-closed, as he peers in her direction.
Grace stays still, keeping her voice soft as she tries for a smile. “Hey,” she whispers, anxiety stealing her breath. She watches Leon’s pupils dilate slightly, and another wheezy huff slips from his jaws. And then…
“Hey… you…”
It’s Leon’s voice, still his, a low rumble beneath it that wasn’t there before but it’s his and he knows her, recognizes her.
Leon blinks heavily, seemingly trying to raise his head, but he only manages a couple inches before it falls back to the floor. He grunts and Grace immediately scoots closer, carefully taking his head in her hands and rubbing the scales on the bridge of his snout. Leon hums lowly, the long whisker-like barbels trailing from his upper lip twitching slightly, but still mostly limp against the floor.
“I was just resting my eyes,” Leon murmurs, squinting up at her through tired eyes. He coughs, a heavy thing that has him pulling his head away from Grace. She rubs the back of his neck as more blood slips through his teeth, the force of the cough rippling up and down his now-elongated body. “Eugh.”
Then, he starts shifting, the serpentine body around Grace shifting. She startles, glancing around in confusion before she realizes. He’s trying to stand.
“Wait, wait, Leon,” Grace darts to his neck, trying to support his head as he struggles to move himself. It’s not much, considering Grace can only balance a small part of the now forty to fifty-foot long DSO agent. “Hold on, let me help—”
Leon coughs again, the sound rattling through him. “Sorry,” Leon mutters, and Grace watches as a forked tongue flicks out to wipe some of the blood from his muzzle. “Put on a little weight… since I saw you…”
Grace flicks her eyes back along Leon. He’s managed to push himself onto his forelimbs, but his back legs and tail are still firmly sat on the ground. But it makes sense… he’s clearly exhausted and dragon or not it would be a lot of energy to try and hold up all fifty-some feet of yourself. Grace glances back to Leon’s face, idly noting that despite the entirely different head structure, he still manages to look firmly exhausted.
“What is…?” Grace trails off. How does one ask about someone’s… dragonness?
Leon huffs. “Curse. Long story but… not as sick like this. Buys me a bit more time.”
Well that explains… a very little and brings up a lot more questions. Grace exhales. “Okay, okay.” She shoves down the bubbling questions (and old half-forgotten reddit conspiracies) to try and get a better grip on Leon’s head. “I’m s-sorry to ask but can you uh… walk? Cause I’m… n-not a lot of help like this.”
The man (dragon?) is silent for a moment but then a sigh ripples through his body. “Check my belt.” Huh?! Leon shifts in place, his head gently gesturing backward. Grace looks to see his tail move a little as he settles more firmly on his hind legs. “There’s a blue pendant in the first pocket, should be a zipper and heavy velcro. Put it on my head.”
Grace blinks but nods. After giving Leon a moment to prepare to bear the load of his neck, she walks back, kneeling by his back legs to dig through his pockets as instructed. Sure enough, inside she finds a circular blue pendant strung on a thick cord. Grace immediately hurries back over to Leon, and he ducks slightly, offering his head.
With nothing else to go on, Grace obeys.
The instant the cord is over Leon’s head something ripples over his body. Before her eyes, he starts shrinking, scales thinning and muzzle retracting, torso sinking back in on itself. In less than a minute, she’s looking at Leon, fully human, curled on his side on the floor.
“Leon!” Grace darts forward, immediately kneeling by his side again. Like this, the black skin is all the more obvious, even though most of it is hidden beneath his clothes. His jaw is clenched tight and eyes squeezed shut in obvious pain. “Leon?”
“‘S fine,” Leon says, even though he clearly isn’t. “Just… ow.”
He twists, shoving his hands under him to push himself up and Grace immediately goes to help… only to promptly lift her eyes skyward as she wraps his arm around her shoulders. “Hrk…”
“Grace?” Leon asks, clearly hearing the distress. “What’s…?”
She takes a careful inhale, focusing on getting Leon’s arm secure over her shoulders and keeping him balanced. She can tell he’s trying not to topple them, to bear some of his own weight, but it’s tough.
“Y-you… think you could keep the t-tail?” she asks conversationally, keeping her gaze fixed forward on the wall. She can feel her cheeks flushing scarlet. “For… balance?”
Leon is silent for a breath then sighs, long and hard. Grace chances a look at his face and it’s that of a man resigned to his fate. “Hah, unfortunately, no. All or nothing. My wallet suffers a lot.” He glances over at her, the ghost of amusement somewhere in the lines of his face. “Well, if I gotta go out, go out in style… mooning the bad guys.”
And, despite everything going on—the facility surrounding them and Death knocking on Leon’s door—Grace can’t help but choke on a hysterical laugh.
“You are terrible,” she mutters and at her side, Leon huffs.
When Grace arrives to confront Zeno and discover the truth about Elpis, the last thing she thought she was gonna see was a DRAGON sleeping in front of the door.
She goes through the whole gambit of emotions in the span of a few seconds after seeing it. Fear (what is that?) wonder (OMG It's a dragon!)
sadness (Oh no the dragon is sick...) confusion (..wait, why is the dragon wearing Leon's pants and shirt-?) and finally Shock (...HOLY SHIT LEON IS A DRAGON!!!)
Meanwhile poor Leon had to transform cause his human body was giving out on him and his dragon body is much more resilient, thus why he's taking a big noodle nap outside the door.
There's now a ONESHOT by @quasar-crew now, which you can read
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