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I scrolled to the bottom for an explanation but I’m still confused

Me. 15 years ago.

the nurse gave me some valium before my surgery so i wouldn’t have a panic attack when they tried to put me under and just when it was starting to kick in i met my anesthesiologist, who told me I have the same name as his kid and I just nodded thoughtfully and said ‘we must battle so i can become the alpha’ and my dad nearly fell out of his chair he was laughing so hard

Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag.

I reblogged this so fast guys

I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is

Me all the time.

If your thighs touch then you’re one step closer to being a mermaid so who’s the real winner here

Never ask a British person about the price of Freddo’s

How to finish that last minute assignment

I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

Reblogging for future reference..

How did I not know this!?!?