“but if i communicate it perfectly then they will understand me” WRONG 10,000 years of suffering

this post was a big hit in the adults who have bills to pay fandom

im really in a bad place i hope the sun doesnt start setting crazy early at like 4pm. i said i hope the sun doesnt set early at like 4pm that would be bad for me

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

"you are annoying about x & y" okay. this is the being annoying website.

yeah and they’re good games so like??? i will speak

wait

This is who won the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn

hte real april foule… was you.

for thinkjghing I did not care abou you.

my friende.

telling a joke on tumblr is fun but watch out! if it gets over 1000 notes your joke is automatically exposed to people who have never once heard a joke in their life.

"why would you say that" because it was funny. "but that isn't true" it's the funniest way to express that sentiment. "why would you do that" because it's a joke.

you guys would never believe what's happening to this post

can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bots, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

where's that speed skating gif