Gavin

hate when christian’s call the bible “the good book.” it’s not that good you should try harrow the ninth

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

The earthy smell of rain is one of the most divine scents I’ve ever beheld.

it's extremely funny reading historical accounts of Spontaneous Human Combustion because it follows the normal historical trend of other 1800s paranormal phenomena where it stopped happening as much right around the time cameras were invented and stopped happening entirely when everyone started carrying mini cameras in their pockets, but unlike most others of its ilk, it was effectively replaced by this mysterious phenomena where alocoholics would spill liqour on themselves and then fall asleep smoking a cigarette and turn into a fireball. nobody knows if these two things are related

We need to start sexualizing the janitor's jumpsuit as the butch equivalent of the maid's uniform

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

(bravely) I think body parts should only hurt if something is wrong.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

White boys be like “this song was in Tony hawks pro skater 3”

blue raspberry is fucked up cause it doesn't make sense but then u taste it and it Does taste like if a raspberry was blue

Msg literally stands for Makes Shit Good so why would you not want it

Magic she gathering

fork found in kitchen. me also found in kitchen that's how I found the fork