Their Beauty Is In Strife

we were drinky funny things and we were smoking fucking things

"trans people just name themselves after characters" as opposed to cis people who name their children after names in the bible

Or when people started naming their daughters after the mermaid in Splash

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

cant believe i have to pick another person to outlive already

it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop

Number 10: The Puppy’s Unusual

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c