Their Beauty Is In Strife

the pokemon move Swift is fascinating to me. a pokemon shoots stars at you and you "I bet a cat could do that." that's normal. that's Normal Type. you got Scratch, Tackle, Headbutt, and of course, shooting rays of heat-seeking stars at people.

I always thought the star animation was some sort of abstraction of whatever the move was supposed to be, but no in Japanese it's called Speed Star which also translates to Speedster so they translated it to Swift. It was always stars and that was always normal

Those two Pagliacci tweets always fucking send me

in my country, we adore the "burger" so much, that we define something worthless or insubstantial as "the absence of burger"

do you think the inevitable divorce will make Taylor Swift’s music better or worse

Maybe it will make her stop making music and turn into a hermit living on an uncharted island in the Pacific.

Living.

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

this is the video description on youtube: “ I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes. “

Always reblog Can I Get A Box

CANCEL george rr martin for being directly responsible for 1) a Bowl of Mac and Cheese esque YA book titles 2) insufferable people saying "oh you sweet summer child" in comment sections across the web and 3) "the lion does not concern himself with the opinions of sheep" sigma phonk edits

The last one is from the show, GRRM is innocent

CANCEL jolkien rolkien rolkientolkien tolken for being directly responsibile for "VENN VILL YOU VEAR VIGS???"