save the bees

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

Stop warning me about mature content I'm literally an adult

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

How to become normal under 48 hours

Fag the fuck up bro

“We should nuke them” “No, no, I’m telling you: carpet bombs would save money”

common advice for social anxiety is to tell yourself "people aren't going to think less of you just because you said something a bit daft" but the thing is. sometimes they will. and you just have to learn to be cool with that and to treat it as a dnd random encounter rather than letting it ruin your whole day

you know you are really being very solipsistic and self-centred right now. the universe is vast and you are not the protgaonist of every story. have you considered that from some prespectives, the radiator is being handcuffed to you?

you know you are really being very solipsistic and self-centred right now. the universe is vast and you are not the protgaonist of every story. have you considered that from some prespectives, the radiator is being handcuffed to you?