A little of everything

Y’all know free condoms is a result of gay activists who worked towards safer sex practices after the AIDS crisis right? Because if not it’s one google search away

Consider: both are important and should be free

Consider: both are important and should be free

Boy: I like you :) Me: Congratulations… you played yourself

if your eyes start hurting what you’ve got to do is lay down and close them for a while…. now that’s a sexy little manoeuvre that we in the medical field like to call “sleep”

Real love is when you’re both dumbasses

That “give me hickeys where only I can see them uwu” shit is dumb dissapoint my mom or it didn’t happen

Ryan stabbing diet pepsi in revenge for the injury to his beloved diet coke is the chaotic neutral energy we need in this family

whoever murders me best not be caught bc im aiming to be featured on buzzfeed unsolved

I love how this implies that op’s murder is inevitable. There is a lot of chaotic energy here.

if you met me you would know it’s inevitable

playlists are a love language