die

I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind

"you can't ill-wish footballers you dislike that's immoral and unsportsmanlike" i hope cristiano ronaldo dies of heat stroke during the world cup

ill-wishing players you dislike is a centuries old tradition I can hope cristiano ronaldo dies of heat stroke without even caring about football

i don’t give a shit about kickball and i hope cristiano ronaldo dies of heat stroke because he’s an annoying douchebag

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

Thinking about the cishet woman who at the beginning of pride month sat at the desk next to mine (open office) and saw the pride flags on my monitor and said “I like that, very colorful!”

every new development on making an adult-hostile internet just pushes us closer to getting a compound in the countryside where folks can look at each others titties without having to rely on a 3rd party app that desperately wants to be our nanny

you people can’t even go to the next suburb