die

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

don’t contact me. ever

what’s your “odd” comfort movie? a movie that isn’t stereotypically comforting but does comfort YOU? mine’s conclave (2024)

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

if you have a loving partner or friends to hang out with or a good job or any fun plans coming up or the ability to hold a conversation or any hopes and dreams or are attractive or smart or funny or successful i hope a ceiling fan falls on you

Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?

ive never worked there. stop saying i work there

Honey, remember what your union rep said about working off the clock

i’m debbie harry i sang heart of glass and i was in videodrome. now eat this multitalented pussy

The feeling of picking your skin is infinitely more euphoric than any fidget toy

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die