die

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

cant wait till this fucking ghoul dies, truly the embodiment of everything that's wrong with the Democrats

"ohhh wahhh the problem with building out america's rail network is that nobody wants to live next to train tracks-" I DO BITCH!!!!!!!! #I<3INDUSTRIALNOISES #SEXWITHATRAIN

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

sorry I can’t hang out tonight. yeah I’m busy freaking out over things that might not even happen. yeah it’s gonna take a while

tumblr liberals in the 1990s: "i believe that the boers and africans need a two state solution. anti boerism on the left is a real problem that needs to be critiqued. as a boer i feel unsafe leaving my house. wont someone please think of the boers?"

This is how white South Africans still talk

robocop’s famous catchphrase

all cops are bastards because all cops are just doing their jobs

He uh, skipped awful quickly to “stealing gold fillings” didn’t he?

The really funny part is that many modern sources that want to gas up Sparta will bring up this specific anecdote, but stop at the "if" and just not mention what happened immediately afterwards.

similarly, "μολὼν λαβέ" (come and take them) is a really cool thing to say, made significantly less cool by having them taken

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

I am genuinely so happy for Iran right now. Much has been lost, and that loss is irreplaceable, but much also has been gained. This is the best moment for Iran since the day the revolution won. the USA has been soundly defeated and agreed to pay $300 billion in damages, all sanctions on Iran dropped, USA agrees to respect Iran's sovereignty, Iran given rights to charge fees for the use of Hormuz, and Iran affirms not to develop nuclear weapons (as it always has - the situation is unchanged here). There's the whole meme of "develop nuclear weapons or the US will invade you," and perhaps it's true, but Iran won decisively even without them. The USA only agreed to such devastating terms because if it hadn't, it would have been the end of the whole US-Israeli colonial and imperial project. This is simply a massive win for the resistance and anti-imperialism globally

fucking VOTE

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

Art

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol