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WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS MY FAVORITE TELEVISION SERIES OF ALL TIME (it's not out yet)
wip wednesday
She can see it: him tied up, at her mercy, the ropes in pretty knots on his wrists and ankles. Probably talking the entire time about half hitches and figure eights (with digressions about oysters to make her blush). Only, "we'd need summat softer than ship's rigging, or you'll be all scrapes and cuts after."
Her Majesty wishes me to repair today's situation and for what may very well be the first time in my life, I do not know what to do.
BRIDGERTON 2.06
Mrs. Hall! What on earth...?
They were so awkward and it was so delicious!
Of all the colours she could have picked for that day, she picked a dark red? Like Siegfried's signature colour...coincidence I think not!

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Nahla Ake + that one outfit
Tracy Chapman for NYT, 2025
Drop Dead Gorgeous 1999 | dir. Michael Patrick Jann
actually, the central romance of Music Man makes more sense if Harold Hill is wildly desirable, floats from town to town selling the Brooklyn Bridge on the strength of his charisma and how much everyone wants to fuck him.
mostly because that means when he shows up in river city and hears that Marian the Librarian seduced a secure and permanent position out of the elderly town miser, he would think: ah, another creature like me.
(not that “sadder and wiser girl” isn’t a phenomenal song on its own, but it takes on a different tenor if it’s game recognizing game rather than HH just refusing to go after nice, church-going girls.)
plus, leaning into that characterization would mean that marian is sadder and wiser, did in fact befriend (or seduce) specifically to have access to books and then later, to keep accessing them; she’s a con man too, just on a lesser scale due to lack of opportunity.
romance between two people who think of sex as largely a way of getting what you want, except that one of them likes to read, and the other can play the piano by ear.
also….who are we kidding when it comes to her ‘‘little brother’‘ Winthrop.
#let’s all be honest: marian and her mother left to “help out a cousin in Chicago” and then came back with a baby #marian only ever referred to this baby as her brother. mrs. paroo only ever called him her son. #but if you were the family doctor. or maybe someone who knows a little bit about gestational math and menopausal women. #you might have some follow up questions. #anyway stay tuned for other hot takes about this american musical from the 1960s.
“What’s the other thing I’m entitled to know?”
[Harold Hill gazes meaningfully at Marian, then looks back to Winthrop]
“Well, the other thing’s none of your business, come to think of it.”
Phryne Fisher + Jack Robinson in 2.04 Deadweight → Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries

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…and the vet was like, “You know the thing with geriatric cats is—” and I was like, “What do you mean, geriatric?! It’s a little baby, look at her!" Kumail Nanjiani: Night Thoughts (2025)
Sam Reid and Jacob Anderson | GQ bts photoshoot
Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"
XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS (1995) S01E03: Dreamworker
kathryn hahn you are so loved by the queer community

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okay let's pretend the lower temperature tomorrow will render me suddenly able to focus (it is not particularly hot today, but it is bearing down on me like some sort of alien swamp fog until I can't concentrate on anything but my own discomfort), and let's pretend that I'll use that focus to finish one (1) of the two (2) things I am close to finishing. (let's pretend. okay. I need to pretend my way into reality.)
which should I finish (both ACGAS 2020, both basically excuses to get Audrey laid)
the Audrey Curses ficlet (Audrey/Siegfried)
the Queer Audrey post-s6 thing (Audrey/Grace)
results only
(as usual, I reserve the right to disregard any poll results should inspiration happen. this is just for fun. also it's pride month—in many but not all countries—so maybe that means I should finish Queer Audrey first. but also please know that Audrey is queer in the other one too, although it may not be in the text. she just is. anyway polls are fun; I like polls.)
MICHAELA STIRLING Bridgerton Season Four