BERNIE LIVES!

went outside and it was warm again. does the torture never end

Reblog if it’s okay for people to inbox you questions, headcanon, theories, anything about your Blorbo

Shoutout to the person who reblogged this 185 times in a row. I understand completely.

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

now that i think about it why was claudius so convinced his genius plan would make hamlet’s death look like an accident. you’re in front of the whole court and your crony’s sword (which is supposed to be blunt) fully cuts through hamlet’s clothes and skin, and then you give hamlet some wine that you have clearly put something into, and then he collapses and starts convulsing. must have been the wind

then again this is the guy who thought it was a good idea to kill his brother with a poison that causes an extremely distinctive disfiguring of the corpse and can only be administered by putting it into the earhole, then telling everyone it musta been a snake. and everyone bought that. someone is stupid in the state of denmark

it’s not ‘talking to myself’ it’s called a soliloquy you fuck