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Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

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That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

And this, children, is why you can't replace translation work with AI

badminton is dont hit the fucking ground you stupid disgusting baby bird

Hockey is I’m gonna launch this peppermint patty at you and the only way to stop me is violence

curling is my two friends and i really want to put a watermelon in that exact spot, but the floor disagrees

relay racing is "here, you take this leek"

Bowling is where you are so disgusted with the coconut in your hand and with the jugs of milk at the other end of the room that you strike a figure skating pose to kill them both

I didn't take screenshots, but I think I'm perfectly safe - Shrek would teach Hank Hill the meaning of pro-pain.

I don't even know why I stress about giving cities in my stories "realistic sounding names". I live in a province with a city called "Moose Jaw", for crying out loud. It can't get stupider than that.

There is no meaningful feminism that doesn't accept the validity of trans people. If you think gender roles are biologically rooted and unchangeable, you're just recreating patriarchy.

When I was training to be a paramedic, we had one student ask the instructor what to do in the event of a marijuana overdose. The instructor said "Tell him to take two twinkies and call you in the morning."

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this post makes me snort every single time