hooman with double chin

no sideblogs, we chaotically cram our personal posts, aesthetic posts, and 800 hyperfixations into one blog like men

btw dating sucks as a concept.

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.

as expected this one is a hit with the autism website

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

As a Native Hawaiian, 1) I thought this happened everywhere, 2) ofc we can levitate coconut milk

*slams you with my fucking PUSSY

CUNT force trauma

it’s the fact that work is an every day thing that doesn’t sit right with me. like surely not

i need like 9 cigarettes and a gunshot to the face

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

World Heritage Post

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

you really wont like the military then buddy

jokes on you, i already hate the military

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

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OOPS TOO DEEP

RESTORING LOST MEDIA

(closing the menu and handing it back to the waiter) whatever's most sumptuous