Yellow Kris

Yellow Kris

I miss Pink. She was really cool.

#yellow kris

Yellow Kris

remynisce

If it's what you ask for... If it's what you want..!

Yellow Kris

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I can move my neck sometimes #selfimprovement.

greenkris

Green Kris

Yellow Kris

bluekris

This should be @yellowkris's pfp who agrees?

Blue Kris does

Go kick rocks

Gaster is Green and Yellow is Kris

Weight....

Baba is You

A lemon pig has been crafted for the New Year, stay tuned for updates of its development :)

Update 1 month on. He's not doing ok

Oh.

Sorry guys I forgot to check in on lemon pig for a couple weeks

So is it normal for rotting lemons to... grow???

Yellow Kris

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pjackk

Must Appreciate every moment of love that we have in our Lives . Tomorrow we will all be Dead , so live your life, every moment is precious.

amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020

Yellow Kris

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

straighthater

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

timelordpillbug

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

hikingnerd

When Russia sends you nudes

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon

#what the fuck happened here

her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

kyloschuyler

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

tree-of-blue-squirrel

reblog it, because Russia can´t

maradaisykat

Thanks Obama

my-sisters-eyeball

Wtf

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it

When Russia makes this post illegal

earthnicity

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

dovahdez

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

a-wondering-thought-deactivated

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

hellsitegenetics

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

willifolts

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

scp-threats-is-back

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

yoink-a-doink

Now the moth is banned in Russia

fantasylover4538

…well what the fuck is this

kingofkaumidy2

Art.

shower-thoughts-last-responder

sodom-hussein

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

daysleftofsecondterm

1,026 days left

Yellow Kris

velvetys

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

grimeclown

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

abraxasrinbalt

1969.........

harperhug

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

ti0mumu

Yellow Kris

Psst, leave the wondow unlocked when you sleep on Henchwomans couch, and I'll slip you $20.

Yellow Kris does not accept bribes.

Why do you always start off with your name instead of a hi or hello its just kinda rude:/

That's my name and my game.

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ƃuᴉlᴉǝɔ ɹnoʎ uo dǝǝls ᴉ uɐɔ pǝɹoq ɯᴉ

...Why do you want to sleep in my home?

ǝɔuo ʇsɐǝl ʇɐ ƃuᴉlᴉǝɔ s,ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ uo oƃ oʇ ʇsǝnb ɐ uo ɯɐ I

That's... a peculiar quest, one I can respect, but you still haven't answered my question. Why do you want to sleep here? Wouldn't just stepping in once be enough?

sʎɐp ᄅ ɹoɟ ǝq ʇsnɯ ʇᴉ sʎɐs ʞooq ǝlnɹ ǝɥʇ ɹǝʌǝʍoɥ 'ɐǝʎ

What rulebook? Who designed this?? And why two days specifically???

ɹ ㄣƐ uoᴉʇɔǝs ƐƐ ǝƃɐd 'ʞooq ǝlnɹ ɹǝllǝʍp ƃuᴉlᴉǝɔ ǝɥʇ

...whatever. Living room only, and don't try any funny business. I'm going to bed.

ʞ

Yellow Kris

...Can I help you?

Can I crash on your couch?

bad-deltarune-misinterpreter

I don't know you? Hold on I know someone who can handle this.

@bad-deltarune-misinterpreter

OMG IT'S KRIS THE PROTAGONIST FROM HIT TOBY FOX VIDEOGAME KNOWN AS DELTARUNE @yellowkris can i get your autograph?

bad-deltarune-misinterpreter

What's a Deltarune.

Deltarune game!By toby fox,the creator of undertale

bad-deltarune-misinterpreter

I have no idea what that is. Who are you. You suck. I think you suck. I'm killing you with beams.

What did i do to deserve this? :( I just got excited and wanted your autograph

ƃuᴉlᴉǝɔ ɹnoʎ uo dǝǝls ᴉ uɐɔ pǝɹoq ɯᴉ

...Why do you want to sleep in my home?

ǝɔuo ʇsɐǝl ʇɐ ƃuᴉlᴉǝɔ s,ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ uo oƃ oʇ ʇsǝnb ɐ uo ɯɐ I

That's... a peculiar quest, one I can respect, but you still haven't answered my question. Why do you want to sleep here? Wouldn't just stepping in once be enough?

sʎɐp ᄅ ɹoɟ ǝq ʇsnɯ ʇᴉ sʎɐs ʞooq ǝlnɹ ǝɥʇ ɹǝʌǝʍoɥ 'ɐǝʎ

What rulebook? Who designed this?? And why two days specifically???

ɹ ㄣƐ uoᴉʇɔǝs ƐƐ ǝƃɐd 'ʞooq ǝlnɹ ɹǝllǝʍp ƃuᴉlᴉǝɔ ǝɥʇ

...whatever. Living room only, and don't try any funny business. I'm going to bed.

ʞ