#damn son

maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s a defense mechanism

me looking in the mirror: idk who this bitch is but I’ll do her makeup I guess

Omfg the way the truck fucked up, fucked up perfectly

I am in tears omg

I ONLY JUST TURNED ON THE AUDIO AND OMG BEST DECISION EVEN THO I RBD LIKE 5 TIMES BEOFRE NOW

Yes it’s back on my dash!!!

Omg the audio

Finally reblogging with source. 

Like, is interesting enough just watching it, but hearing him is the epitome of comedy

This video makes me laugh harder every time it’s on my dash

i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot

I’ve come to inform you all the Ancient Greeks spelled Thoth, the Egyptian deity, as Θώθ

hey, thanks! now die

How I want my bank account to look like by 25.

Claiming it.

Waaaaay up 🙏🏾

11:11am on the receipt.

Reblog for prosperity, and success. May you always have what you need.

That’s what I’m saying

In other words, this is the ATM receipt, reblog and money will come your way.

Doesn’t hurt to try.

might fuck around and drink some water