Adjust your expectations

“tattoos are going out of style” they’ve been around for a thousand years im sorry you’re conservative now get well soon ig

You are less fashionable than Ötzi the ice man who had sick tattoos

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

Nobody wants to work anymore

good morning to horror fans, fat bitches, people with psychosis, they/thems, people who can’t drive, trans women, witches, and single dads. the rest of you... you’re on your own

water sports should be for adults too.me and the blokes at university should be allowed to shoot eachother with water guns

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

I can't stand it.

someone has to do something

did you know that apparently if you try to act normal the normalness doesn't come through but the acting does. and did you know apparently everyone can smell this on you like a bloodhound