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i’m online and ready to look at a picture!

This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

oh please, "the guy from the mishap at the zoo" was my father. you can call me "the other guy from the other mishap at the zoo"

how come they make you reinvent the concept of dinner every evening. I have to make dinner come true every evening like some kind of unpaid genie intern

all video games should be dressup games. if you can't put your guy in a little outfit what's the point

time to waste the last month of 2013 on the internet

This is getting a lot of notes again and is reminding me that I should try to get out for more walks in the nice autumn weather

I don't know whether any of you guys have looked outside lately but it's leaves as hell out there

the chocolate guy has begun building some sort of misshapen chrysalis tower, cavernous with the mouth of an alter. his twisted sarcophagus lies within, to which he sequesters himself each night, and every morning he emerges with his aspect subtly changed… nearly indistinguishable… and yet…