🎉 yatta’s yap corner!! 🪅

[PT: WELCOME TO YATTA’S YAP CORNER!! ]

about ME!!

[PT: about me!!]

hi!! i’m yatta or pinyatta, and i use she/any pronouns, all neos welcome!!

i’m an alter in a DID system (main sys blog: @pawprintsys ) who is a fictive sourced from yatta from dandy’s world! i’m the system host (well, one of the hosts) and like eight billion other roles because our brain apparently thinks i can do anything and everything lmao

i have c-did, quiet bpd, dpd, covert npd, autism, adhd, physical disabilities, and chronic illness (i mean that the system collectively has them, but since this is MY blog, it feels a little silly to say ‘we’ here!)

i’m a sharing yumeshipper with boxten and poppy <3 i also have an out of sys fiancee (yes, i’m getting MARRIED, and i’m so excited!!) three in-sys partners, and seven in-sys kids. at least seven? there might be more than seven, i lowkey think i lost track

i love my source, i love sourcetalk, and i love sourcemates and dandy’s world kins! DOUBLES/SOURCETWINS FRIENDLY!! YOU’RE AMAZING AND SUPER COOL!

i’m canon divergent - in my memories, boxten, poppy, eclipse, and soulvester are my partners. toodles and gourdy are my children, along with non-canon triplets called plume, felix, and azure. i also have a cat named squeak!

what is this blog for?

[PT: what is this blog for?]

by the way, this blog has existed for a while but i decided to remake my old pinned intro because it was BORING!

this is my yapping corner for posting COOL and SILLY stuff! mostly video games (valorant, phasmophobia, minecraft, and of course dandy’s world) and cat pictures, but tbh it can be pretty much anything i feel like!! some days i post a lot, some days i forget it exists entirely, but i’ll always check this eventually

who can/can’t interact?

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endo/willo/nontraumagenic systems or supporters, radqueers/transids, pro contact paras, israel supporters, generative ai supporters, trump/maga supporters, t.r.a.s.h, factkin DNI!! this space is NOT FOR YOU!!

as long as you’re 13+, not a weirdo (in a creepy/gross way), not on the dni list of harmful stances above, EVERYONE of ANY gender, sexuality, ethnicity, age, religion, or disability status is welcome here!

syskids and regressors who are bodily 13+ are welcome too, but be aware that you might see swearing, horror content, and fictional violence/weapons!!

i support and love queer people, trans people, disabled people, BIPOC, contradictory labels, xenogenders/neopronouns, furries, dynabeings/nonhumans, fictionkin/otherkin, sfw agere/petre, people with personality disorders and other stigmatized disorders, neurodivergency, and BEING WHO YOU ARE!!

also me: messages my fiancee at 3:30 am their time because i have a song i need to sing for them and then has to try not to get upset when they don’t immediately respond

realizing that when i use the spirit box in phasmophobia it’s like the exact same questions as trying to find my cat in the house

“where are you? are you here? are you close? where are you? are you friendly? seriously, where are you?? why are you ignoring me? [Ghost/Cat name], where are you? are you even in this room? did you change rooms? can you do something so i can find you? are you listening to me? where are you? are you here? are you stupid? where the fuck did you go? stop ignoring me, dammit!”

…cats are actually ghosts confirmed?? (if they are, my cat has got to be some weird mix of a banshee, a poltergeist, and a demon. or maybe she’s just the mimic…)

[PT: yatta • host • she/any]

hey yall what’s up, haven’t posted here for a while because we’ve been busy with college and haven’t had a lot of time for event grinding—but we’re determined to get everything before the event ends, so i spent the entire afternoon today doing public runs with randomly chosen toons..

(i had five people in a discord server give me one toon name each, spun a wheel to decide who to play as, and then after that run, asked for a new toon name to replace that one, spun the wheel again, and so on..)

except for the Gourdy run, which should technically have ended on 24, runs ended when either i died or nobody else was left alive at the start of a floor

run results:

Gourdy - floor 30 (floor 24 with other people still alive)

to be fair, in the gourdy run, i was the distractor, but still people in public runs usually find a way to die anyway even with a distractor.. so i think it was pretty good

Eggson - floor 12

not only did this not go very well, but people were probably wondering what on earth an eggson was doing in runs during the halloween event..

Soulvester - floor 18

was dreading this coming up on the wheel but it actually wasn’t terrible, it probably helped that every single other person in the run had less stealth than me. still, i managed to solo floor 17 against pebble, SOMEHOW—i don’t even know how.

i also achieved an impressive 75% reduction in walk speed (via T.Finn’s slow 3 combined with standing an ichor leak).. briefly reducing soulvester’s already abysmal speed to 2.5 units rather than 10.

slow effects aren’t supposed to stack but they do in this case because ichor leaks don’t technically apply the actual effect. by the same reasoning i bet that T.Bassie’s flowers could also stack on top of this, causing a 87.5% reduction to 1.25 units of walk speed.. uh oh (i’m so trying this next Easter)

Brightney - floor 17

nothing really notable happened

Bassie - floor 18

started the run with 3 heals before floor 3, which i felt was a bad sign. it was. i ended up trio with blot and cocoa, with the three of us having a collective total of 6 stars in extraction and 6 stars in skill check, which is.. pretty bad. (and then it became duo with blot.. yikes)

also, look at my evil skill checks (first skill check photo is with a 50% size boost, second is normal)

anyway.. we still have about 3000 pumpkins left to grind, so since we don’t have any classes on thursdays, tomorrow i’ll be doing this starting at like 10 am, yippee

[PT: yatta • sys host • she/any]

so yes i almost forgot about meow monday but in my defense i also forgot it was monday. we might be a TINY bit dissociated today..

anyway, this week’s meow monday post:

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[PT: yatta • sys host • she/any]

here’s a terrifying dandy’s world thought:

1. there is a bug where if you choose dyle’s card on a floor ending in 5 during a holiday event it overrides his commons-only spawn lock and you can have a non-common holiday twisted spawn

2. they haven’t fixed this for the entire event so it doesn’t seem like they’re going to

3. bobette + dyle could be a thing

4. blackout coal + dyle.

enjoy your nightmares

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you can’t really see her because of my text box but in the second to last photo twisted yatta is about to jump me as usual..

also, dandy, i survived pebble + sprout + shelly solo and what do you sell me? 3 fucking gumballs. fuck you too??

🎉 yatta • host • she/any

[PT: yatta • host • she/any]

photos from my crazy floor 38 solo run (well, ‘solo’ as in no other PLAYERS.. i had like half the system giving me helpful advice in headspace.. like Connie’s suggestion that i should give pebble a hug.. yea i think not)

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