I Owe It All To Little Chocolate Donuts.

if you say anything homophobic in June this truck comes out of nowhere and crushes you like that bus crushed Regina George

it’s optimus pride

my brother my brother and me

I went outside to the real world and there was nuance. it was fucking terrifying stay safe y'all

the house md promo pic of house in a wedding dress with the sloppiest smeared makeup look. Literally what was the point of that

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

That's called being an adult

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

#a samurai with a flintlock pistol sitting next to a guy dressed as a caveman drinking a styrofoam cup of dr pepper#and it fucks severely

It's not THE renaissance, it's A renaissance. Of what? Up to you

love starting a post with "btw" with no relation to anything i've previously said. this stream of consciousness ends when i'm dead