THE MEAT HOLE

you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

Buddy that thing doesn't even look like it knows where it parked its flying saucer

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

*leading the dark souls knight I adopted off the street by the hand into a gas station* so this is sort of like our bonfire. They have a lot of different kinds of estus here

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

"you don't know what you have until you lose it" works for things that suck too btw. sometimes you need to experience life without something for a while to realise oh damn that was some bullshit