Welcome to the Black Parade

never stop being obnoxious about fictional character online. you will find like-minded people and it will literally save you

We need to start publicly shaming people for creating huge messes everywhere they go in stores. Retail employees should be allowed to stamp "DOUCHEBAG" on your forehead if you keep fucking up every display you see

At work we call these people hurricane customers (because they walk through the store wreaking havoc like a hurricane) and I think it should become a widely known term that no one would wanna be associated with because it means you're a fucking entitled jerk. Slash serious. If you literally cannot look at an item without completely fucking everything up just ask us for help. It's a better use of everyone's time and it's why we're there

YOU CAN'T BURY YOUR GAYS IF THEYRE ALL GAY

you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.

Favourite thing about season 5 is that the Interviewer is just. Really emphasising how much he hated cocoa in the past. Him and Alvina are just sitting on this bench and he's like "oh btw I really hated cocoa. I know I'm addicted to it now, but I thought cocoa was the worst drink to ever exist"

bear with me. but also twink with me and otter with me. happy pride month on planet earth baby

randomly thought about telesphore winterlich and then wanted to gnaw on furniture