frog king

Borrow books, share pdfs, email ebooks. Understand that academia is expensive. Make it more accessible, help someone gain knowledge. Dismantle the disparity with second-hand books and hand-me-downs. Share. Share. Share.

Forklift at the local Costco breaks down and I get called in wearing my full deer skull headdress and canticle robe to soothe it's spirit while the repair guy tends to it's wounds.

I am spreading holy salves and unguents upon it's hide to ensure it's strength and fertility in the coming days

*through gritted teeth* it doesn’t have to be perfect, it just has to be done. it doesn’t have to be perfect, it just has to be done. it doesn’t have to be-

There’s discovering that you have a kink as in learning something new about yourself, and there’s discovering that you have a kink as in you always knew you were into it, but you didn’t realise it was a kink because you honestly thought everybody was into it, and of the two, the second one is much, much funnier.

It’s like the boner-based equivalent of folks with undiagnosed food allergies going “I just thought bananas were supposed to be spicy”.

You’ve seen in a what now

did i stutter

I genuinely love (in a weird way) how horrified and regretful he is at how awful he accidentally sounded. This is a person who is self-aware, not an asshole, and never wanted to make anyone feel bad. 

i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind

pov elton john finds you 

pov ur a cop at pride

this is some horror movie shit

Shows up uninvited in people’s houses Can’t turn into a bat

ok now i dont wanna be that guy but i feel like crucifixes were like, still pretty harmful to jesus actually

This is the cutest thing ever. Godzilla says trans rights.

GODZILLA OFFICIAL???

That Lenin line hit me like a bus

straight people will listen to somebody to love by queen and be like “i understand this” but my hot take is that they don’t and they never will

Romanticizing your own loneliness and turning it into a cool girl thing only works for like a few months and then it just becomes a throbbing black hole i think. Not that ive ever experienced anything like that