Phoenix Bloggin

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

this is not a place of honor

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

I like your popcorn

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

Every time you think it's a given, that there's NO WAY that Red or Yellow could catch up to the other one given the lead, you are wrong. Right down to the wire.

This is some real Mario Party-ass shit.

Now THIS is what would get me into sports betting.

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

There is… a lot going on here.

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

people are recommending me more faggy blond men with round glasses. vash the stampede. milo from atlantis. I'm collecting them like really shitty wine. I will drinkthem