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Receiving a Werther’s Derivative from my poser grandma

Ferrets can be so much silly fun.

This is like those animals that make their running wheels go super duper fast on purpose so that they can stop running and spin on it.

I think more media should narratively punish parents for not listening to their kids and specifically I think it should punish them in cruel and terrifying ways. I want real life parents to go through life with a healthy fear that if they ignore their children's boundaries a witch might cook and eat them

it actually makes me really happy when you share a cultural food and someone else says oh, that’s almost the same as my cultural food!, and then they share it with you and they’re right, it is almost the same

it doesn’t really matter to me if it’s rooted in cultural exchange hundreds of years ago or if two groups of people made the same food independently in two different distant geographic areas, i love people and food and how food connects us in unexpected ways

beam me up scotty (beam me up inside) can’t beam up (beam me up inside)

im about to catsit next month for a (lovingly) crazy woman who is so deeply obsessed with her cat's care its touching truly. he needs insulin shots and she is telling me that shes going to send voice notes to my phone of her saying "copo! baby! its time for your insulin!" "come here handsome!" "its insulin time sweetie!" so that he feels safe getting his insulin from a stranger. im like girl i love it. i love this

she was telling me yesterday "sometimes i look at him and he looks at me and i feel like we can hear each other's thoughts. is that crazy" and i was like "no of course not"

Check out this loser! She's just a product of her environment lmao! Not me though! I'm built different! Built by who or what? Well. I guess. Oh no...

I’m a machine that turns my mutuals two notes flop posts into a three notes success post