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hey @markscherz what kind of beast is this and why does it have bell bottoms

This is Cruziohyla craspedopus, and basically it has evolved to look like a leaf and not like a frog when sitting still during the day (they are nocturnal). Apparently bellbottoms break up your outline and make it harder for predators to recognise you as a tasty morsel.

turns out, that light at the end of the tunnel? huge fire

I’m sad 😔 boys show shaft

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

they're putting me on the cover of times magazine and also putting a cup over me and there's even talk of taking me outside

I think you should be running this show tbh

Do not normalize ANYTHING. If it’s normal then it’s not a perversion then I’m not a pervert