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the way she says whataburger is so satisfying

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thundergrace

You just KNOW they talking about anime.

radicalmuscle-deactivated-2019

She’s wearing a Naruto shirt, his jacket has the Leaf Village symbol on the sleeve.

They’re definitely talking about anime (probably Naruto).

egberts

my fave part is that they’re at a coach fashion show

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thethirdromana

The worst types of cookbook:

The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.

The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...

The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.

The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).

The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!

The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...

The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).

The why bother with a cookbook - to make beans on toast, gently heat a tin of beans and put on top of freshly buttered toast.

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evilvillain123456789

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

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alisonzai

beidak-art

First two ArtFight attacks of the year!

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winged-void

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

winged-void

were you bullied by the pope?

weaver-z

The prevalence of the coyote as a trickster in American myth, the jackal as a trickster in African myth, and the fox as a trickster in Eurasian myth proves that the Funny Dogy is a staple across cultures

weaver-z

^ Funny Doggies of Myth and Legend Compilation

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philcollinsenjoyer

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

prettyboyhere

sister post to this

9ofarc

I love when people are weird. Do your thing diva

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