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just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

The prevalence of the coyote as a trickster in American myth, the jackal as a trickster in African myth, and the fox as a trickster in Eurasian myth proves that the Funny Dogy is a staple across cultures

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

I love when people are weird. Do your thing diva

a lot of taste is just knowing which ugly thing is secretly important

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

I'd like to make an important clarification, which is that smallboy is actually normalsize. bigboy is just That Big

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