We’re Nothing But Madness Here Anyway

It really does feel like that

If one more hanky spanky lying whore bot follows me I’m going to personally stick a boot up Elon Musk’s ass for being an absolute dimplefuck and flooding our hellspace. 

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

i need all the help i can get for finals

Hoping this post can bring some light back into my life

maybe this will be my good luck charm <3

Marriage is about having good sex and committing unspeakable acts of violence for one another

"it's about love" yes and love is tearing a man's heart out of his chest and presenting it to your beloved wife because he dared to disrespect her. And then getting absolutely railed.

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

academic conferences

*discussing vague, niche topic that is very engaging but I haven’t a fuck nugget clue they’re describing* “Mmm yes I see, right right.”

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

I like this so much better than the idea that our ancestors would be embarrassed or ashamed of us for being “soft” or some crap like that.

My ancestors, watching me stuff my face with fried chicken while studying: She eats like an imperial concubine and can afford to study like am imperial scholar. WE MADE IT

She eats like an imperial concubine and can afford to study like am imperial scholar

My ancestors watching me use my stand mixer while living in a small apartment and attending university: Thou hast kneadeth bread in FOUR hail marys??? FOUR??? And thou ist poor as a churchmouse, yet liveth in a fine cottage with four pounds butter and fresh berries in thy larder!! And two featherbeds! And thou attendeth the King’s college, as a lord!!

Trade school is ok!

Godamnit this has me cr y in g

The skeleton is like do you mind

tumblr is best app u just talk to urself and ppl go yep so true bestie

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

:)

This is even WORSE.

To elaborate why this is worse: Art and religion are all well and good. But information can be critical. When libraries burn, information can be lost forever. Because we photograph art. We have blueprints of the Cathedral. The Notre Dame cathedral did not burn to the ground, only the wooden structures did. The entire library and everything within is gone here. Another reason this is worse? It was DELIBERATE. It was bombed. Accidents like Notre Dame happen all the time. But bombings don’t have to happen. So yeah, if you cared about Notre Dame, logically you should care about this too,

ffs this is the romans burning down the library of alexandria all over again.

STOP!! BURNING!! LIBRARIES!!!!!!

This is one of the most adorable Pride posts I’ve ever seen

What I love about the imagery of the turtle is that it’s sending the message that they are protecting themselves by being in their shell. It’s not about deceiving straight people (like we are often told), but about the turtle’s own safety. They’ll come out when the time is right and they feel comfortable. 💕🏳️‍🌈