TOMORROW IS CHICAGO QUIZNOS COYOTE FRIDAY ‼️‼️

IT’S CHICAGO QUIZNOS COYOTE FRIDAY

“do not mistake composure for ease”

DO NOT MISTAKE COMPOSURE FOR EASE.

There’s a very specific emotion the tone of that last line conveys, and I can’t place what it is, but I feel it in my bones.

Thinking about that guy that created a cleanroom in his local makerspace and built an entire gene therapy from scratch, making a virus that supposedly delivered the ability to digest lactose and then SWALLOWED IT LIKE A MAD SCIENTIST AND CURED HIMSELF OF LACTOSE INTOLERANCE, EATING TWO CHEESE PIZZAS TO PROVE IT

The balls on this guy

Anyway we need more of these people

To reiterate, this guy created a virus FROM SCRATCH to change all of the cells of his stomach lining. And then he SWALLOWED it!!. And it worked!!! Amsmzkdkejshdmxidkdhdjwjdodjfh I could never

The craving for Cheese unhindered is a powerful thing

russian bitches invented “a hoe never gets cold fuck a hypothermia” energy

running a fool’s errand y’all need anything?

not 2 exaggerate but the good place’s thesis of “if the modern pressures of life were removed, we would inherently seek out opportunities to learn and become better and kinder people” is a more interesting and valuable thing to say about society than anything that’s ever been said about cell phones

arrested for longitudinal crimes

dude has an entire dang lynx hanging from his hands like the world’s furriest slinky and there’s people just staring at their computers instead

I’ll never stop being obsessed with this moment

The best moments of this show are where Eric has realized they’ve gone too far

They deadass got a live bear….

college is like *gets an email* *walks somewhere* *realizes u left ur water bottle at home* *walks somewhere* *walks somewhere* *gets an email* *gets an email*

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

The dentist appointment I was waiting for got canceled because they’re backed up, and they rescheduled it for a much better time/day AND they’re waving my co-pay for the inconvenience. Thanks Roger!

Roger has never disappointed me