xumma

I understand the urge to comment on recent trends in which people seem to want increasingly sanitized media compared to the recent past, but when you say things like "people used to just shrug and move on when there were books and movies that made them uncomfortable" it's like...well. actually people used to convict artists of obscenity in a court of law.

Art snobs are actually a thousand times less annoying than people who respond to everything with "it's not that deep bro"

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

americans are sooo desensitized to guns and sometimes it manifests in ways that affect your media literacy. like remember in the first episode of sherlock when john watson opens up his drawer and you see a gun in there and youre supposed to understand that this is narratively significant and conveys his suicidality as well as his willingness to skirt rules and laws but the first time i watched it i was like oh well theres his desk gun. lots of people have those

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

Bitch I don’t even know you. And you’re a deer.

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no literally when you can’t even blog about it

phone in bed time save me.. phone in bed time… save me phone in bed time

Isekai where a fanfic writer is determined to get back to their normal world in time to post their next update on schedule

The story is formatted entirely as a really long apologetic author's note explaining why the usually monthly released chapter is 2 hours late

The fanfic chapter is attached and the fanfic is mediocre at best

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

Close to what I look like in my demon form. [COMMENT ON A PICTURE OF MIXED BERRY YOGURT]

there are’m only 23 types of people in the world