ballardian snake plissken

Ok like, I've been chewing on the wires a bit

(opening narration of a 2000s teen movie voice) hey, my name’s booboo, but my friends call me boo. i guess you could say i’m just your average high schooler, except for one thing - my parents are both famous clowns. the real problem is that i’m not funny, my timing’s way out, my jokes don’t land. in fact, i got kicked out of clown school last year, and now i’m attending a regular high school for the first time in my life. i’m going to have to learn to blend in and become a real class clown if i ever want to impress my mom and dad. i guess you could say i’ve got pretty… big shoes to fill. (indie music soundtrack kicks in, played on marching band with jarring and discordant clown honks from my massive shoes as i walk down the hall)

(guy who has only read one clay tablet) this is giving me a lot of "epic of gilgamesh" vibes

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