Audio. Opperior. Vigilo.

i'd never jerk off. i'm nice. i'd only hero off.

Put fandom for the first fic you posted online and the year your posted it in the tags.

My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.

RIP to Nana’s side piece. Though they never married, Grandpa died in September and she brought his long term competition to Thanksgiving that year.

Grandma and Grandpa had a shotgun wedding when Grandma was 19. Grandpa went off to Vietnam which left her, a severely mentally young mother, alone. Never heard a complaint about her side piece Jeff. He seemed to make her happy and for that I salute him.

My grandmother broke up w my grandfather through a letter and he just pretended to have never read it. They got married and had three kids.

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

"dog motif is overdone" dog motif has been a staple of the Real Yearner imaginary since the dawn of time & i am going to kill you so bad

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom