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My Fics are All Over the Place

And most of them are smutty. All AO3 links because everything I write turns out long. An incomplete list:

Another Day in Paradise (Hazbin Hotel, Adam x Fem!OC, offensive language bc it's Adam and violence bc it's Hell, currently 100k and still going, my current baby)

Unspoken (Only Murders in the Building, Theo x Fem!Reader, 18+, 84k words, love and angst)

The Best Revenge (Hannibal, Chilton x Fem!Reader, 18+, 81k words, also love and angst)

Coattails (2012 The Lorax, Oncler x Fem!OC, 18+, 54k words, yes I went there but I am REALLY proud of my take on it)

Dangers of Working with Ferric Oxide (Venture Bros, Rusty x Fem!OC, 18+, 100k words, particularly fond of my OC in this)

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395nm

Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

Loud/Quiet

bedupolker

HWBL - beach boy

HWBQ - tropical fish

HWDL - dingy club bathroom hookup

HWDQ - the swamp woman

HDBL - CoachellaBurningmanSouthbysouthwestACL attendee

HDBQ - Lizard

HDDL - Vegas babeyyyy

HDDQ - Trapped in a slot canyon

CWBL - Rowdy Lobsterman Crew

CWBQ - penguin living

CWDL - port angeles basement show

CWDQ - bruminating amphibian/hypothermic mammal

CDBL - ski resort

CDBQ - Christmas in Nebraska

CDDL - mcmurdo station rave

CDDQ - corpse

waitingforthet

Cinderella is public domain but Disney might come after me for “bippity boppity.”

derinthescarletpescatarian

It's not *exactly* the plot of Starkid's Cinderella's Castle, but

free-and-to-none-accountable

life and death and love and birth and peace and love on the planet earth

for-the-sake-of-fuck

toolusingmammalgirl

The best part of this is that "virgin Molotov Cocktail" would itself be a great nickname for a jar of piss

a-sentient-cup

greenekatgrey

I see your piss and I raise you used tampons.

teaboot

Piss and blood can both be DNA tested

DNA testing is time and labour consuming

DNA is harder to definitively match when contaminated by three or more sources

PROPOSITION:

Either so many people start throwing piss that they run out of resources to pursue everyone who does it, or everyone shares The Communal Piss Bucket for maximum anonymity

emmaharwoods

With 16 nominations, Sinners makes history as the most Oscar-nominated film of all time.

#FUCK YES #delroy lindo best supporting actor #100% deserved #Loved him so much #sinners #academy award nominee

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theconcealedweapon

bowelfly

party larva

You know the worst part about living in 2026 America? It’s that no one is even suggesting that the agents murdering people are going to face any kind of consequence for their actions. We know there’s not going to be a trial. We know they’ll get away with it.

It’s not that we’re giving up. It’s just that we’ve lost all illusions about the government’s interest in justice. We’ll keep fighting, because it matters. But we know what part of the story we’re in now.

#america 2026 #us politics #fuck ice #keith porter #renee good #liam ramos #alex pretti #American martyrs

zephyrscatharsis

A headcanon that I will DIE on is that Vox definitely figured out how to say ‘mi querida’ from Val. My guy probably came up to him all like “heyyy uh I was thinking about I dunno, learning a little bit of that Spanish you speak all the time” and that he wanted to learn simple stuff like pet names or something and ofc Val was all ecstatic. “My partner wants to learn my language?? hell yeah!! ofc!! <<333” But then he turns around and uses it for THIS BULLSHIT

Like just LOOK at Val

That is the face of not only embarrassment but REGRET. He taught his dumbass little boyfriend this slang and thus created a monster </3

xfilesinamajor

I finally found it again! The post that destroyed my ability to hate Valentino.

#hazbin season 2 #vox #valentino #staticmoth #Don’t get me wrong they’re both terrible #But this is too endearing and relatable #i can’t get beyond it ❤️#so thank you op

fishstims

schimdtocean on instagram

herpsandbirds

Tripodfish

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atomicc

Saw a sad wet beast at the grocery store today

saltystingray

@atomicc OP i am an inconsolable mess over this beast

i had to draw this beautiful creature, they captured my heart. i love them.

roseofithaca

Charlie: Hey Alastor? Emily just said that she knows your mother in Heaven. Maybe you'd like to speak to her like we did with Pentious?

Alastor: I don't think I could bear to face her, my dear.

Charlie: Oh! Really?

Alastor: Yes, you see, there's something which I don't think she could ever forgive me for.

Charlie: *thinks she's finally making progress redeeming him* Go on!

Alastor: *takes breath*

Alastor: You see, my lovely mother, she was always so proud of my curly hair when I was alive. She made me promise that I would never straighten it out to fit among the white crowd. And I kept that promise all throughout my life. But sadly Hell has cursed me with this atrocious straight bob that flattens the second I attempt to take a curling iron to it. The mere sight of me this way would absolutely devastate her!

Charlie:

Charlie: That's it? There's not a single other thing about yourself that your mom might disapprove of?!

Alastor: Hmmm....Nope! Nothing comes to mind!

Charlie: 😤😤

foxsnails

Starting off my challenge to make 1 zine every week until march, it’s some of my favourite baby birds!

I’m doing this challenge to try to kick my habit of overthinking and never starting stuff, though I will admit I’m posting this now on my self-appointed deadline day because I spent the whole week overthinking, gotta start somewhere I guess. Once I forced myself to just sit down and just start drawing it only took me an hour which makes me feel a bit silly

virginwithasthma

"Modern retelling" and it's a blatant misinterpretation of the original text

myriapoda-1306

Friendly dog-sized bombus terrestris. What a fluffy buddy

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ratbugs

god forbid a turkey has hobbies 🦃😔

vantasanon

i saw someone say that cherri sends pentious ankle pics instead of nudes bc hes from the victorian era

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