she/her ๊ call me Fi ๊ pan ๊ 42 and immature
zero class, zero chill ๊ currently fixated on Epic the Musical
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And most of them are smutty. All AO3 links because everything I write turns out long. An incomplete list:
Another Day in Paradise (Hazbin Hotel, Adam x Fem!OC, offensive language bc it's Adam and violence bc it's Hell, currently 100k and still going, my current baby)
Unspoken (Only Murders in the Building, Theo x Fem!Reader, 18+, 84k words, love and angst)
The Best Revenge (Hannibal, Chilton x Fem!Reader, 18+, 81k words, also love and angst)
Coattails (2012 The Lorax, Oncler x Fem!OC, 18+, 54k words, yes I went there but I am REALLY proud of my take on it)
Dangers of Working with Ferric Oxide (Venture Bros, Rusty x Fem!OC, 18+, 100k words, particularly fond of my OC in this)
Fumbling with the Future and Falling for the Future (2021 Encanto, same story from two different POVs, Bruno x Fem!OC, about 71k between the two, amazing NOT 18+ but there's a TW to make up for it)
With Wandering Steps and Slow (Ghost fandom, wip, Terzo x Fem!Reader, 18+, 23k words so far, lots of angst)
The Peach (Ghost fandom, wip, Cirrus x Fem!Reader, 18+, 35k words so far, kink and cuteness)
Flipping the Script (toes the line of original work because I based the whole thing on a four-minute song, standard M/F romance but I think I did a really good job on it nonetheless, 18+, 107k words)
Fireflies and Auto Theft (Gravity Falls, I did a whole series of these and they're honestly pretty good stories on reread so I guess I'll link them, Stan x Fem!Reader, 18+ even though it's a kids show I know I'm gross, 76k words)
And there a few one-offs and side-stories floating around my AO3 too.
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Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!
DNA is harder to definitively match when contaminated by three or more sources
PROPOSITION:
Either so many people start throwing piss that they run out of resources to pursue everyone who does it, or everyone shares The Communal Piss Bucket for maximum anonymity
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You know the worst part about living in 2026 America? Itโs that no one is even suggesting that the agents murdering people are going to face any kind of consequence for their actions. We know thereโs not going to be a trial. We know theyโll get away with it.
Itโs not that weโre giving up. Itโs just that weโve lost all illusions about the governmentโs interest in justice. Weโll keep fighting, because it matters. But we know what part of the story weโre in now.
A headcanon that I will DIE on is that Vox definitely figured out how to say โmi queridaโ from Val. My guy probably came up to him all like โheyyy uh I was thinking about I dunno, learning a little bit of that Spanish you speak all the timeโ and that he wanted to learn simple stuff like pet names or something and ofc Val was all ecstatic. โMy partner wants to learn my language?? hell yeah!! ofc!! <<333โ But then he turns around and uses it for THIS BULLSHIT
Like just LOOK at Val
That is the face of not only embarrassment but REGRET. He taught his dumbass little boyfriend this slang and thus created a monster </3
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Charlie: Hey Alastor? Emily just said that she knows your mother in Heaven. Maybe you'd like to speak to her like we did with Pentious?
Alastor: I don't think I could bear to face her, my dear.
Charlie: Oh! Really?
Alastor: Yes, you see, there's something which I don't think she could ever forgive me for.
Charlie: *thinks she's finally making progress redeeming him* Go on!
Alastor: *takes breath*
Alastor: You see, my lovely mother, she was always so proud of my curly hair when I was alive. She made me promise that I would never straighten it out to fit among the white crowd. And I kept that promise all throughout my life. But sadly Hell has cursed me with this atrocious straight bob that flattens the second I attempt to take a curling iron to it. The mere sight of me this way would absolutely devastate her!
Charlie:
Charlie: That's it? There's not a single other thing about yourself that your mom might disapprove of?!
Starting off my challenge to make 1 zine every week until march, itโs some of my favourite baby birds!
Iโm doing this challenge to try to kick my habit of overthinking and never starting stuff, though I will admit Iโm posting this now on my self-appointed deadline day because I spent the whole week overthinking, gotta start somewhere I guess. Once I forced myself to just sit down and just start drawing it only took me an hour which makes me feel a bit silly
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