william carter's biggest fan

you can differentiate me from weevilwizard via subtle variations in our proboscis

We also have different color hats. Mine is a much more tasteful jet black, while yours is pitch-black.

ive gotta stop accidentally summoning gimmick blogs into existence

I know how you feel hummina hummina hummina. I can't say anything here without a new Elvis. Why are there so many Elvii. Why

you’re the only one who understands me elvis

it's good that the word "four" is "four" letters long

This should be displayed in the Metropolitan right next to the original. Same size, same frame, same visual level of placement. This is ART, right down to the smiley and "Hi" written in road dust.

dilute black (blue) ticked tabby abyssinian

with low sour cream spotting

people who don't take off their outside clothes before sitting down when they come inside are so scary to me. there's outside on there

As long as youre not rolling around in the dirt it should be ok, right?

no.