The One And Only Claude Faustus

@xclaude-faustusx

I am Claude Faustus, one hell of a butler. I RP with anyone and I also accept requests for AU, so don't be shy and talk to me. *Bows* That would be all for now. M!As: NONE ((Independent RP Account.)) Day into night, sugar into salt, living to dead, and silver into gold. That's what makes a Trancy butler.

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coitus-will-destroy-us

the-legend-of-zelda-series

HOW DARE THEY PACKAGE A PIECE OF GOLD WITH A PIECE OF CRAP?!?!

thegethknowbest-deactivated2018

Look you may not like legend of zelda but its a pretty good game, there’s no reason to call it a piece of crap.

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eunnieboo

so apparently gengar is like 5 feet tall but at this point i am just done omg. here are some sleepy girls with their pokemon

melthemagpie

when you’re reading porn and you can’t tell what position their bodies are supposed to be in and you’ve lost track of all limbs and you’re just

susielesbian

you: birds aren’t that great

me:

you: holy shit

yorozuiya

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avatarlexa

lok + cards against humanity

llove-you-always

How many innocent cats have been lifted in the air because of The Lion King?

sulettacore64

i am 5’2” and let me tell you… it is not jUST CATS

teethagoddess

whatwouldhuddersdo

[x]

korythedirtyracetraitor-deactiv

she was dressed modestly to begin with though wtf

sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219

But obviously girl knees are so much more psychologically problematic to a developing adolescent than watching adults wield and flex the ability to humiliate powerless children with the excuse that the knees of children are inherently sexually stimulating

online-waifu

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sonoemon

best-of-memes

surprisebitch

im pretty certain due to the extremely conservative nature of Mormons, they dont condone this message

lavidaextraordinaria

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

frenchshower

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

thepioden

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire

very very slowly.

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melty-wings

lovesexdevotion

That was so beautiful

30-space-chickens-go

Possibly one of the best characters to ever be on TV

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