Hi I'm really Gay

I always forget that he has a dental PhD. Which he’s actually admitted provided a lot of fuel for his mouth based body horror.

anyone want to see a animal

Why they do that

i'm assuming it's a combination of trying to stay warm (emperor penguin dads do something similar!) and keeping watch for potential predators?

Oh worm that makes sense

This video simultaneously delights me and stresses me out

Inspecting your dash for mice

also their butts are yellow even when not lit up. they’re not just all black until suddenly lighting up yellow! they always got little yellow asses!

fireflies our beloveds <3

nooo bestie don’t ship two real people haha you’re so creepy

seriously uh. fucking stop that shit. it’s 2022. get new hobbies.

freud said that men want to be with people that resemble their mothers. not me though, i want to fuck women from fighting games i’ve never played

my favourite thing on tumblr is reblogging a post like "oh that mutual is gonna love this" and then seeing them reblog it from you

my gf's work told her she can't draw cats on people's to go boxes anymore and i think i'm more pissed about it than her, like wtf let her have fun ill kill u

look how fucking delightful this is !!!!!! how fucking dare they make her stop! !!! unbelievable