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Or you really have no idea,

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winterweary

This made me laugh out loud

76ello

Reblogging in honor of the first day of baseball season.

ceruleanfuckup

The pitcher that exploded the bird is a photographer now, this is his logo

dogpuppy

crabussy

I love anon asks. Like “hmmm yes today I will bother a stranger on the internet”

I feel like a zoo animal. some of you are kindly zookeepers or enthusiastic animal nerds. some of you are doing this to me though

dogpuppy

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

dogpuppy

I love you sooooooooo much

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digitaldiscipline

there are many unexpected hierarchies to being a marine biologist

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

alettertofutureme

History is not done with us yet my friend

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

liquidstar

it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?

liquidstar

pukicho

The loudest guy in the fucking world: hey man

pukicho

There's more after 'hey man' but you're deaf now

serpentstones-blog1

i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

serpentstones-blog1

i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career

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World Heritage Post

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whisqrs

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

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World Heritage Post

metaldinleyenpic0

half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die

belvanabean

i wanna fuck and then die

nationalparkcryptid

cicadas the lot of you

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World Heritage Post

troutlawyer

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

fullspectrumly

came here from Pinterest and I was searching for art.

I found it extremely hard to navigate lol.

Then I found out I may remembered I have ADHD and ASD

Now the entire tumbleverse makes sense

It was just me using the wrong door lol lol lol

k0weaponmaster

curioscurio

this is crazy bc I remember when i was in school, if a guy had spare tampons in his backpack he was deemed the most universally popular guy by every single woman in school. The rizz you get from having tampons on you as a man is immeasurable.

nalgetss

Most of my friends since i was like 14 have had periods and they mostly stick to two brands, the day i started carrying them on my backpacks i unlocked a level of loyalty and care i could not articulate if i had a poetry degree. I met my soon to be wife because that day i was the only person around her who carried pads and she has never stopped telling people about it, i'm getting married because of the immeasurable rizz given to me by openly carrying pads as a dude

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pukicho

Sometimes my dad likes to put little pills in my food. And in those pills is more of the food.

pukicho