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Claire Keane
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@xandrea804205
for the backup au: is it fanfic or comics? im super excited to read more about it. the concept is so cool. you have a huuuge brain. ( i love your art too btw)
From my end, it will just be comics! I don't write but there are people who are actually writing their own takes on it! (Which is super cool)
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Heavy, Medic, Devil... and Cheavy? ‼️ pretty devilish thing to doooo
Medic could take them
Not in a fight, tho
Edit: forgot to color in Heavy's arm :( now fixed
Anyone who has snegulus or princechaser recs... Please I want to start reading about them I can't stop thinking about them
✦ FIC MASTERLIST ✦
Welcome dear reader! 💛 Here’s everything I’ve written so far, all in one cozy place. Please click the titles to read (it will take you to the post where the link is).
I will update as I post—thank you so much for reading! 🌙
In this blog, the pairing will always be ✨💞jeverus💞✨
last updated: march 2026
I keep on seeing comparisons of Waterbae to Fluttershy and Discord from MLP, so have this:
Flambae, a vengeful, chaotic god who did nothing but wreck havoc around the kingdom of Torrence, who has been imprisoned for a millennium, is freed by the current princess of the kingdom, Blazer. She tells him that she believes he can be reformed and that he can remain free if he agrees to do so. Desperate to be free from his prison, Flambae agrees. He asks how Blazer intends to reform him, and Blazer explains that she won’t be the one to do it.
She then leads him to a small cottage in the woods. Flambae is confused at the array of very colorful animals that are in and around the cottage. Blazer knocks on the door and Flambae is surprised when a tall, thin man with the most gorgeous red hair Flambae has ever seen answers the door. He greets Blazer and asks what she’s here for. Blazer explains that she has a special task for him: to reform a god.
Blazer then leaves the two alone in the cottage. The man introduces himself as Herman. Flambae introduces himself and immediately starts rummaging through Herman’s cabinets. Herman tells him to stop, but the god is not listening.
The first few weeks are like that, with Herman trying to get Flambae to work and Flambae just not listening. He keeps on enchanting Herman’s dishes and messing with his animals, and turning his house upside down, quite literally. Flambae is trying to make him upset, and show Blazer that this whole reforming thing isn’t going to work, but Herman just isn’t getting mad. He just scoffs and ignores him.
After a month, Herman explains that he has to go into town to shop, and asks Flambae if he wants to go with him. Of course, Flambae rudely declines. However, after Herman leaves, he finds himself getting jittery being alone and decides to sneakily follow the other man.
When he finally gets to town, Flambae notices something. Herman seems way more anxious when in public than when at home. He seems to shrink into himself, moving quietly. But the most jarring thing is that some of the townsfolk keep pointing at the tall, awkward man and giggling to themselves. Herman didn’t show it, but Flambae could tell that it was affecting him. He made sure to singe those people a little bit. Just a little bit.
Flambae also notices that, despite this, Herman is able to move gracefully through the stalls, expertly picking produce and spices, making small talk with the stall owners. It made something in Flambae’s heart swell.
Herman announced his arrival back home right as Flambae entered through the window. Feigning that he was home the whole time, he was taken aback when Herman shoves a package in his hands. He opens the package to find a notebook and a beautiful quill with an ember gemstone wrapped around it.
“It’s so you can write down your feelings, or maybe document your reformation.” Flambae looked back at Herman. “You don’t have to use it. I just thought it would make a nice gift.”
After that, Flambae finds himself actually wanting to work on his reformation. He wants to do better. He does dishes, helps with the animals, and listens to Herman tell funny stories of his friends. He finds that he likes the sound of the other man’s laughter. They even take trips to the market together, and Herman teaches Flambae how to tell which fruits are ripe or not.
The first time Flambae saw Herman actually upset, it tore him up. It wasn’t anything in particular, he had just had a very bad week. And Flambae tried really hard not to do anything to upset Herman, and even tried to cheer him up. He would enchant his dishware into small animals, or shoot sparks in the air, like fireworks, but nothing was working. One day, on the rare occasion Herman went into town alone, he comes back almost in tears. Flambae attempts to ask him what’s wrong, but Herman quickly retreats upstairs to his bedroom.
After several minutes, Flambae knocks on the door. After receiving no answer, he opens the door. He panics at first when he doesn’t see Herman, but then he notices that he’s under the covers. He pulls Herman’s desk chair next to the bed and sits down.
“Wanna talk about it?” Flambae almost chokes on his words. “You don’t have to. I just thought it would help.”
He listens to Herman explain what happened, his voice muffled by the blanket. “I didn’t mean to. It was an accident. I even offered to pay for the damage to the stall, but they just yelled.” His voice wavered as he continued. Flambae just sat and listened.
“Listen, I may not understand mortal’s feelings, but I know that you don’t deserve to be treated how these townspeople treat you. I mean, Princess Blazer trusted you to reform me. That must mean something.”
Herman brought his head out from under the sheets, his face stained with tears.
“And I do want to be better. My whole life I’ve been lead to believe that gods were reckless, that we could do whatever we wanted. And I suffered the consequences. I was trapped in stone! I don’t want to go back there.” His voice gets small. “I want to do good. Will you help me do good?”
Herman sits up. He wiped his face with the back of his hand. Weakly, he nods, and the two embrace. After a few minutes, after Herman calms down, he speaks again.
“By the way, while I was in town, I heard some people talking about how, a few months ago, a bunch of them got mysteriously burned. Like, their clothes got singed. Know anything about that?”
Flambae’s face turns red. “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
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Author’s Note: Wow, this got away from me. I only intended for this to be a few paragraphs long, but I just kept getting ideas. I just love this ship so much.
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🤍💛🩵Dispatch Master List!🩵💛🤍
How have I already written so much for this game? Well, it's all under the cut! Have fun!
D.I.D!Waterboy
If there is any inaccuracies I'm sorry I'm not a professional, just have a thought after
Waterboy having D.I.D and each Alter has diff powers
Host(Waterboy) his normal powers spitting high pressure water
Trauma Holders(Herman) dripping water all over his body, they co-front cause if there's anything bad happening Herman will push Waterboy back to retreat and absorb the trauma and protect the host(idk man I'm just bullsh*tting at this point)
Protectors/Rescuers(Cove) having ice powers he comes front when Waterboy retreats, he fronts and gently frontshifts
Littles(droplet) he has kind of like bubble powers he mostly front at home with his lola, he fronts when the hosts has finished their responsibilities at the house, when they're in front of the TV watching teleserye, he's sitting on the ground his head leaning on her lap and she's petting him
Gatekeeper(Blue) he has the power to bubble themself like a cocoon and heal
Prosecutors(Shoal and Flood) Shoal have blood bending and Flood can make tsunamis, they don't front much, making a plan to block Cove (one of them(mostly Flood) will block Cove with his powers to block him, making a solid wall of water) when Waterboy, and Herman retreats, and when they do successfully block Clove and everyone, they front(mostly Shoal) and they hurt everyone in their sight, and when that happened only his lola can get him out of it
Day 11 🪱 Don't leave me
During their argument, Flambae said he was breaking up with Waterboy. Herman couldn't let that happen. He had to show Chad he could be the man he wanted him to be.
"P-please… Don't l-leave me, I beg you… I beg you, please…" Herman moaned desperately, bucking his hips and moving wildly inside Chad's body. He hovered over Flambae, who lay on his stomach, water, snot, and drool streaming down Herman's face from his desperate sobs. Waterboy had always been gentle, patient, very submissive, but now… he was wild, desperate. He thought to him that if he was too gentle, Flambae would actually leave. The fire hero didn't like that Herman was too gentle, too submissive. It seemed too boring to Chad.
Flambae moaned loudly. He cried with tears of pleasure from how desperately Herman moved behind him, literally fucking Chad's body into their shared bed. Pyrokinetic couldn't even move. Waterboy desperately, to the point of pleasurable pain, squeezed Flambae's juicy thighs, preventing him from moving away or stopping. Chad complained that Herman was too soft, despite always being the top, so now Waterboy was anything but soft.
The problem was, Chad was enjoying it like crazy. He was making sounds Herman had never heard before. Flambae was writhing in pleasure, his body burning fiercely, only to be quenched by Herman's water. Flambae had always been quite dominant in bed, but now he could only submissively accept everything Herman gave him.
"P-please! Faster… faster!" Chad practically growled, wanting Waterboy to be even rougher, to move even more animalistically and wildly, to scratch, to bite, to leave his marks everywhere. He'd wanted this for so long, he wanted to finally stop being responsible for everything and just be a dumb toy being roughly fucked in bed, to be the one who accepts everything without a word.
Herman wasn't listening to Flambae at all, moving at the same pace, fast, but not fast enough for Chad's greedy appetite.
"Y-you said… That I'm… Not manly… Chad, that's why I… I'm taking it all on myself… Just don't leave me…" Herman continued to sob so hard that Flambae could barely understand what he was even talking about. Drops from Herman's face fell directly onto Chad's tense back, instantly evaporating with a loud hiss.
Quite abruptly, Herman leans closer, desperately biting the back of Chad's neck. The bite is hard at first, but then Waterboy starts to desperately licks the wound, kisses it, touching it with his tongue.
Flambae arches desperately, his eyes rolling back. His body arches, but Herman quickly returns the fiery hero to his previous position — his hips are roughly lifted again with one hand, while Herman presses Flambae's head into the pillow with his other. Chad is now almost vertical, Herman holding him by the hips, never ceasing his rapid thrusts inside the pyrokinetic's body.
Flambae whines into the pillow, drooling, and squeals desperately before climaxing untouched a few seconds later. Herman, seeing Chad cums, doesn't stop for a second, continuing his desperate thrusts. Flambae groans from the excessive hyperstimulation, but he can't do anything — Herman held him tightly, and besides, Chad had just experienced one of the most intense orgasms of his life. Flambae can only obediently accept each new thrust, sobbing and moaning utterly pitifully.
It seemed as if Waterboy had infinite stamina — before, a couple of thrusts would be enough for him to cum instantly, but now everything was different. Herman was simply furious; Flambae couldn't see any other explanation. Waterboy twisted Chad's body as he pleased, and they went through several positions, each one bringing the pathetically crying Flambae to orgasm.
Finally, after several orgasms, Chad felt something overly warm inside him — Herman had finally came, pressing his nose into Flambae's back and breathing heavily from exhaustion.
"Now you… you're not leaving?" Herman asked after several difficult minutes, stroking Flambae's back with his fingers.
"S-shit… Herman… even if I suddenly wanted to, I physically couldn't leave…" Flambae snorted softly, finally catching his breath after something so intense.
Flambae didn't mention that he hadn't even planned on leaving in the first place. Well, surely he needed to somehow push Herman into action?
Any dispatch fic recs?
Any??? As in any???
Okay I'll cook
Warning, this can be smut, angst, or fluff (or maybe all three of I feel like it)
Ebb Tide by neo_the_neon_light
→(managed to become one of my favorites, and also somehow has all three tags, not that I'm complaining)
↓ ongoing!
Blame It On the Coma by GeckoDoodlesInc
→this one's just flambert and also Robert dealing with the fact that he's been through a coma and no one talks about that much (also manages to have all three tags)
↓ ongoing!
Underling-Underdog by SilverTheFourteenth
→ a waterboy centric fic where it just deals with his trauma and it also sort of mentions the glitch (where he has coupé's file attached to his) and there's a lot of angst
↓ ongoing!
frozen in a moment by phoenix_fire34
→ waterboy literally almost freezes because some villain assholes decided to stick him into a freezer and flambae sort of has to deal with him (waterbae)
↓ complete!
Tear my Heart to Pieces and Eat It by AuraWhiteFox
→ I know this sounds like an angst fic but it's just a steammech fic that has mostly smut in it (I'm not kidding there's seriously no angst, or maybe light angst? Idk)
↓ complete!
my heart's fucking empty and I'm trying to fill it up by TwistedParadox
→ small warning, there's sui attempt here and a big amount of waterboy angst
↓ complete!
Waterboy's Guide To Gaining A Pack by Crispy_Chips
→ it means what the title says, literally, it's an a/b/o dispatch fic and waterboy is an omega here (I'm not spoiling the others read it)
↓ ongoing!
Dancing with flames by Gearbyte
→ this is basically just the team finding out how much of a freak waterboy is (mostly talking about waterbae and the fact that waterboy is kind of into temperature play)
↓ complete!
Are you still with me? By Gearbyte
→ a part two of dancing with flames except everyone passes that wet twink around iykwim and it's kind of a team thing so I'm pretty sure it's poly? (Just smut in general)
↓ ongoing!
Hydrophobia by Thatonedudewhocantwrite
→ this one is really good, waterboy is an ex-villain and ends up as the Z-team's dispatcher and it kind of just works with his relationship with the team and stuff (this one's poly just so you know)
↓ ongoing!
take him down, pass him around, by neo_the_neon_light
→ there's use of aphrodisiacs in this one so let's just say it goes down from that (and it's a team polycule thing, with Robert being the twink passed around)
↓ complete!
Herman's Day Off by neo_the_neon_light
→this is technically just a part two of take him down, pass him around, except it's Herman this time and it's sort of more planned
↓ ongoing!
otterpop by pochitchipanic
→ a waterboy fic where he sort of gets too cold from the weather and it kinda just fucks him up until someone (or the team) takes care of him and makes sure that he is not cold anymore
↓ ongoing!
When Backed into a Corner by Remotetrash
→ there's a lot to unpack here, it's basically just waterboy's problems and invisigal's problems and then Robert just being in the cross-fire
↓ ongoing!
Autotomy by RainyTownTime
→ in which waterboy does some lizard thing where they can just take off a body part to catch some guy off guard and leave
↓ complete!
Nautilus by Oatmeal_Archive
→ waterboy gets injured and sent to the hospital, mostly just his coworkers checking up on him before he wakes up
↓ ongoing!
Waterboy writes fanfics?! By Crow_Aeris
→ basically the title since it's mostly focused on that and the fact that the team keeps on mentioning his fics
↓ complete!
Chronic Fish Syndrome by ViviCatLover
→ medically inaccurate but it's pretty cool anyways
↓ complete!
Can you guys tell that I was planning to make this longer but I got lazy? Hehe, sorry
Waterboys Song (you can't convince me otherwise)
Reposting this cause I thought I was throwing things but I was just juggling
"I gamble big for the smallest part, I know it's not Enough to change what's been going on, but it's all I've got"
Him fighting his nerves to go to his Dream job and become a hero just for him to be a janitor
"How can optimists be cynical?"
His optimism being overpowered by his anxiety
"So if I'm honest, I think I'm beginnin' to question how much I want this Overloaded serial stresser, I'm sitting nauseous"
Doubting himself if he really deserves to be a hero add to it how he's treated by the team
"Panic on a loop in my head, I'm chronically cautious How can I get off this?"
"I'm an optimist who's cynical (That's f-king miserable)"
"Passionate but fickle"
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I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAY
THIS IS WATERBOY'S SONG
I gamble big for the smallest part, I know it's not Enough to change what's been going on, but it's all I've got I misjudge and switch up from target to target Miscalculate what it is that I wanted
Swimming in circles in search of substance In shallow waters that give me nothing How can optimists be cynical?
So if I'm honest, I think I'm beginnin' to question how much I want this Overloaded serial stresser, I'm sitting nauseous Panic on a loop in my head, I'm chronically cautious How can I get off this?
To keep it simple, I think I've been willingly following every impulse Picturing a future, then tossing it out the window Suffocate the fire I started right when it kindles Passionate but fickle
The source of my serotonin is only digital 'Cause my silence fading, I guess that's typical Can't switch back, it's mismatched in dopamine Get whiplash, it hits fast, controlling me
Swerving in silence, I'm all alone In traffic I'm trapped in, I can't find home I'm an optimist who's cynical (That's f-king miserable)
So if I'm honest, I think I'm beginnin' to question how much I want this Overloaded serial stresser, I'm sitting nauseous Panic on a loop in my head, I'm chronically cautious How can I get off this?
To keep it simple, I think I've been willingly following every impulse Picturing a future, then tossing it out the window Suffocate the fire I started right when it kindles Passionate but fickle
part 1
hello!
i would like a thing to start drawing on!
what drawing should i start today?
robert x reader drawing
sonar x reader POV (never have drawn non-human faces before!)
make some sexy stuff (make a bluesky!)
a ship drawing (waterbae, mechabae, watermech)
finish your malevola drawing!
If ship drawing ever win Waterbae pls
Civilian!Waterboy (AKA: Just Herman)
Herman x Anyone in the Z-team
He doesn't know that his Partner(s)/Spouse(s) are 𝐕𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧(𝐬)
It's been 4 months since Herman filed a missing report case
He has been breaking his wallet and back to print missing person posters, and sticking them anywhere he can get
He's tired, exhausted even
He's losing hope
4 months of no news of any kind
﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌
Come the 6 month he saw them on the news
"(Name) former villain now working with SDN’s Phoenix Program as part of the Z-Team"
He can't believe it
He doesn't want to believe it
Please tell him it's not real
"n̶o̶ n̶O̶ N̶o̶ N̶O̶"
He hoped
He pleaded
He begged
He cried
ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـﮩ٨ـﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ﮩ٨ـﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ
After all this time
After all the worry
The stress
The money
All of that for naught
-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈
The doubt starts to seaps in
Was is all just a lie
The promises
The love
The comfort
All of it
"Was I just an 𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙗𝙞? A 𝙙𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙮 to keep the trail cold? A 𝙝𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙡𝙙 for their reputation? A 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙥 in the play of a 'ᥒ᥆rmᥲᥣ ᥣі𝖿ᥱ'?"
"I get it now, I was the proof that they couldn't possibly be a monster, because a monster couldn't love someone like me. Right?”
Dispatch x Smosh
Does anyone watch Smosh??
If you know, do you know their 𝔊𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔩𝔢𝔪𝔞𝔫 bit?
If you know Smosh and don't know that bit why?? Go watch all of it now
Okay back on track
Post Shroud incident
A lot of people still dislike the Z-team so the SDN made a YouTube channel to put Z-team in good light
The team playing together, getting along, acting like normal humans, being relatable
So they did the 𝔊𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔩𝔢𝔪𝔞𝔫 bit and I want Waterboy to be Spencer
Do you guys see the vision!!!! (This kinda corolate to my actor!herman)
Please at least one get thisಥ_ಥ
Okay I kinda do but I also see Waterboy being Trevor like..
The others are going on this insane tangent about fish up peeholes and scorpions stinging dicks and how the “only way” to save them is to “suck the poison out”
And Waterboy’s quiet voice interrupting that and being like “I seem to have an unsucked Johnson” and they all laugh their asses off
YES!!!!
Not 𝔊𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔩𝔢𝔪𝔞𝔫(yes I will stick to this bit) remember when he and Angela go to team up for don't win Mario cart and the win horrendously
Also when he broke the couch, he apologize profusely after that
Absolutely absolutely
Also like…
Cmon.
Imagine him getting so fucking excited and screaming YAHTZEE and everyone is laughing their asses off so hard and he’s just there like :D
Waterboy being a chef of course
And the bit city "We Made A Cooking Show"
I love that episode, I've rewatched so many times now
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Dispatch x Smosh
Does anyone watch Smosh??
If you know, do you know their 𝔊𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔩𝔢𝔪𝔞𝔫 bit?
If you know Smosh and don't know that bit why?? Go watch all of it now
Okay back on track
Post Shroud incident
A lot of people still dislike the Z-team so the SDN made a YouTube channel to put Z-team in good light
The team playing together, getting along, acting like normal humans, being relatable
So they did the 𝔊𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔩𝔢𝔪𝔞𝔫 bit and I want Waterboy to be Spencer
Do you guys see the vision!!!! (This kinda corolate to my actor!herman)
Please at least one get thisಥ_ಥ
Okay I kinda do but I also see Waterboy being Trevor like..
The others are going on this insane tangent about fish up peeholes and scorpions stinging dicks and how the “only way” to save them is to “suck the poison out”
And Waterboy’s quiet voice interrupting that and being like “I seem to have an unsucked Johnson” and they all laugh their asses off
YES!!!!
Not 𝔊𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔩𝔢𝔪𝔞𝔫(yes I will stick to this bit) remember when he and Angela go to team up for don't win Mario cart and the win horrendously
Also when he broke the couch, he apologize profusely after that
Dispatch x Smosh
Does anyone watch Smosh??
If you know, do you know their 𝔊𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔩𝔢𝔪𝔞𝔫 bit?
If you know Smosh and don't know that bit why?? Go watch all of it now
Okay back on track
Post Shroud incident
A lot of people still dislike the Z-team so the SDN made a YouTube channel to put Z-team in good light
The team playing together, getting along, acting like normal humans, being relatable
So they did the 𝔊𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔩𝔢𝔪𝔞𝔫 bit and I want Waterboy to be Spencer
Do you guys see the vision!!!! (This kinda corolate to my actor!herman)
Please at least one get thisಥ_ಥ
