oftentimes two guys who want to fuck each other not fucking each other is hotter than if they fucked each other

Not to vent but: fuck

Once again writing smut with way more bodily fluids than I feel comfortable with.

I can’t imagine how this would feel to write but imagine it’s like that scene in 10 things I hate about you

ok i might be thinking too much but everyone is talking about the hsf rating being a 15 and apparently having ‘strong sex scenes’ then saying ‘oh nick and charlie getting freakyyy’ but have you considered the fact that we might get a sprolden sex scene as part of tori’s ace storyline? bc alice said it’s being extended like we’ll be seeing what she goes through and all that, and tori and michael had sex for tori’s suspicious to be confirmed. idk it’s just annoying that all everyone else is talking about are n&c (on twt)

I’m sorry but I don’t wanna see Jenny doing allat 😊

no true like i can’t imagine her doing that

I don't want to see a single member of that cast in a "strong sex scene" with each other except for maybe Farouk & Ajayi. Actually, yes, if they bone in HSF I will watch it, otherwise it's a pass for me.

Starting to feel like my calling in life is not to get Sprolden lovers on board with my super freaky Sprolden, but rather to get them as obsessed with Dispatch and Waterboy as I am.

literally read waterboy x reader smut the other day

If you do anything, please read Dancing in the Moonlight by @patheticwhitemenlover. I don't even read x reader and this was so fucking peak.

fuck this fic is so fun i hope the author keeps writing it!!!! (simply reading my own open word document)

This is me with He's All Wet rn.

the self-indulgent fanfiction will continue until morale improves

The self-indulgent fanficiton will also continue after morale improves, just with better morale.

someone draw michael holden as waterboy NOW please and thank you