Currently obsessed with Sprolden (any universe) and Dispatch.
Always happy to accept drabble & one shot requests for any Heartstopper, Solitaire or Dispatch characters.
🍃🍂Master List🍂🍃 of all my Heartstopper fics can be found here.
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Other special interests include: music (lots), my husband, and general aesthetics. Sometimes I make art.
I spend most of my time writing fanfic and trying to learn French.
✨Please note✨ I try to maintain a minor-friendly space HOWEVER I am an adult and I do and will write about some more mature things on here (mostly sex concepts, sexuality, the smut writing process, with the occasional rude meme sprinkled in). Feel free to block #freakykate if that stuff bothers you.
✨Some tags I use✨
#sproldenSOD for all my Michael and Tori songs of the day
#kaleidoscopefic for stuff about my Sproldenverse
#the damp gets in your bones for my current Dispatch WIP
#dispatch writing for Tumblr-only minifics, blurbs, hcs, etc
#seanposting for funny/weird shit my husband says
#freakykate for anything spicy that I think requires this tag
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Waterboy and Flambae are going to be the double-income, no-kids, gay uncles that show up to unleash the gift reckoning on Christmas. (Insert Bayonetta meme)
Chad's giving out treats that are just pure sugar and small knives. Getting them hype and then showing them how to do throwing tricks.
Herm is giving out water guns and water balloons. Filling them up and playing in the pool come summer time.
Everyone hates them. But they're the kids' favourites. And that's all they care about.
Waterboy flirting with Flambae and it works... it works too good...
His flirting isn't objectively that good (he tried some lines Sonar taught him, but it was awful...).
But then he tried it his way. Waterboy isn't shy and doesn't feel embaressed to comment on someone beautiful eyes, nice clothes intelligence, good taste..
He's also genuine and looks truly happy, at awe or interested.
So the z team witness the wet noodle flustering that flaming gay man, who picked up half the men of L.A, at Robert's or a bar.
Moreover, when Flambae is flustered his speech patterns changes. He doesn't stutter, BUT he starts talking so fast, that his words turn into a jumbled mess.
Okay so I love the idea that once Waterbae is official official and they tell the Z-Team a lot of them are like "...whatever makes you happy bro," to Chad because they don't really see it. (Actually ykw I think it would be to both of them because while Chad is hot he's got...other issues.)
But then there's a party at Rob's and everyone is bringing a dish (mainly as an excuse to fill his fridge with leftovers).
Herm arrives with Alice, and Chad says he'll meet them there.
So he walks in and Herm is like "Wow, you look so good! You're hair is so shiny! And I love that shirt on you. Alice, doesn't that look good on him? It brings out the gold in your eyes."
And the Z-Team is like "Damn, that was nice, and he didn't even stutter."
Meanwhile Chad's all flustered, still clutching a casserole like, "WherethefuckshouldIputthisthere'snocounterspaceinthisshittyassapartmentBobertyouneedtomoveseriously."
And everyone's like "Huh?" But Herm understood and he's already cleared a space. Then he peeks under the foil and gasps. "Oh my gosh this is my favourite! You guys are going to love it, Chad is the best cook ever!"
And Chad is in the kitchen gulping ice water and clearing his dry throat while their friends are like "Ah, I get it now. Boy's got game."
Can't wait to work on my chapter! Just need to go to French class, go pick up an order, buy groceries, unpack, do laundry, do the gardening, make dinner, and spend time with my husband. Simples.
I have been stuck in Dispatch hell for months because of this man. I have been writing for months on ao3 because of this man. I need to be put out of my misery because of this man. Evil wet baby.
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He gets hiccups, when he laughs too hard. Atleast he doesn't create water bubbles anymore like he did as a toddler/child.
Ironically he as to drink a glass of water to make it go away. Nothing soda like, that makes it worse.
Sorry to Waterbae your cute ask, but...you should know what I'm like by now.
Okay, I love this. I find ugly laughing so endearing and I think Chad would find it fucking hilarious and satisfying the first time Herm starts hiccuping with laughter because of him.
I think it would only fuel him more than usual to make Herm laugh. And then he'd get him a drink to stop the hiccups but then maybe he takes a sip, Herm hiccups really loudly, Chad snorts and shoots water out of his nose and they both end up rolling on the floor clutching their sides in laughter.
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Flambae taking Waterboy on a "date", where they are flying to different spots with fantastics view. Actually Flambae owed Waterboy a favor and Waterboy asked him. BUT it kinda feels like a date? The feelings and romantic tension are defintely there. And maybe they kisses eachother while Flambae is holding Waterboy. (Both Flambae and Waterboy love romance)
And yes, Flambae took Waterboy on a flight before, but that was only during work, where they had to be punctual. So no time to enjoy the view
So I don't think anything I'm gonna write will be better than this by @beepartcollection but I'll try.
(I'm writing this as happening after they've already kissed but before they've made things official.)
"Um, hey, F-flambae?"
Chad furrowed his brow at Herm's stuttered greeting.
"Sup?"
Herm grimaced and slid into the seat across from him in the break room. He leaned closer, so Chad leaned closer. Bold, in the break room, but he wasn't opposed to it.
"Just wondering, um-uh, what you-if you, were busy-free, later-after work-tonight?"
Chad grinned. "Not for you."
Herm's face fell. "Oh, okay, yeah-sure, no problem."
"Busy, dumbass. I'm not busy."
"Oh! Heh, okay, well great."
"What did you have in mind?" Chad could think of a few choice things they could do, but easy, he told himself, patience, don't scare him.
Herm's rosy cheeks went a darker shade of red. "Um, remember, when you said-told me, you-you used to go-fly, to Catalina?"
Chad took a deep breath. He forgot how fucking irritating it was when Herm stammered like this, but he was obviously nervous, so Chad dug for patience. "Yeah."
Herm wiped at his forehead, beading with water. This wet fuck.
"Y-you, want to?" Herm finally asked, staring at his knees, bouncing anxiously under the table.
Chad was glad Herm wasn't looking at him, because he couldn't trust that his face wasn't betraying him right now. As it was, little fucking butterflies were flapping around in his stomach and his heart felt like it was trying to break free from his rib cage.
"You want to fly with me?"
Herm met his eye, teeth chewing his full lower lip in a nearly irresistible way. "Mm-hm."
Chad inclined his head, not trusting himself to speak.
"Okay!" Herm said too loudly. His chair scraped against the linoleum as he made to stand. "Good-great-cool. So, yeah, I need to-water, but I'll see you later-tonight-but also, after lunch, probably. Okay, geez, I'm going-bye-good-yep."
And he hurried away before Chad could even say goodbye.
Herm had only flown with Chad a few times, usually for work, and in a few emergency situations, but he was always terrified, always worried that Chad was going to hurt him or drop him.
But not now. Now he trusted him to fly them over the fucking ocean.
On a date.
Chad pulled out his phone and immediately started searching for all the most romantic vistas and best kept secret beaches. Places that Herm could only dream of reaching on his own two feet.
They hadn't been on an official date yet. And if this was the first one, Chad was going to make sure it was fucking perfect.
