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Antarctic sponges live on a time scale we can barely comprehend.
UPDATE: WHAT THE FUCK
old boys
it took me 3 times reading this post to realized that (wild) meant living in the wild and wasn’t just a casual remark on the longevity of these organisms
Maximum longevity: 15,000 years (shit dude)
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would you still love me if i was a wyrm
If someone asked me this I’d prob be like: ya, I would actually love u more
^ us
when youre tired on public transit and start thinking "let me rest my eyes a bit" thats the devil talking
she is very persuasive
where am i
having a genuinely garbage memory might not be the worst part of living with ADHD, but it may be the most embarrassing
"look, i'm genuinely sorry that i've apparently had this exact same emotional breakthrough with you two times, but also: i am having it again right now"
A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.
Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?
Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.
Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok
Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts
Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes
Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks
A++ addition
Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?
Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great
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What a funny way to say “cops blew up neighborhood”
It’s been really hilarious to watch the LAPD try to dodge any responsibility for this while the media tries desperately to help them by publishing the most confusing fucking headlines but what really happened is that the cops found and confiscated thousands of pounds of “illegal” fireworks in LA and then decided to take 10 pounds of that, call the press, and make a show of using their new expensive toy, the “total containment” truck that is supposed to be able to take explosions of up to 15 pounds.
So they took the 10 pounds of explosives and their toy truck to a poor Black neighborhood, got reporters there, stuck the explosives inside, and set them off intentionally instead of just defusing them like they did with the other 4,990 pounds of fireworks.
For some reason, likely because something went wrong with their truck which I bet cost the city a shit ton of money, the containment completely failed and the explosion destroyed cars, homes, and injured 17-19 people (I’ve seen different reports with different numbers), a couple of whom were in critical condition but it sounds like everyone survived.
The LAPD then had the audacity to tweet that they didn’t know what caused the explosion when it was them who caused the explosion, intentionally, and we know because they called the media so that everybody could see them do it.
In summary, the LAPD wanted to show off/justify their ridiculous budget but their expensive toy was a dud and so they ended up bombing a poor Black neighborhood (because they would never risk this in a white neighborhood) and don’t want to admit it.
so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what
The full picture is even more heart breaking after you open the uncropped version. Just a heads-up, it's rough
“The Roman Catholic Parish in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan was just grafitted.”
Nah let’s post it. Let’s feel it. Don’t look away.
I notice alot of my followers on here skipping these posts just to mess with my lgbt ones, suspiciously the white popular ones.
Heres a not so friendly reminder, as an lgbt metis person, i dont give a single fuck what your blog is themed or if this is too painful for you to look at. Reblog this post. Reblog this post with the sources of the 751 children who were found.
Your compliance and silence as well as the compliance and silence of your ancestors is what allowed these schools to open and kill first nations children. The children of MY people.
Dont follow me if you cant reblog this post or the one with sources to your political blog or your most popular blog. Add trigger warnings if you must but if your political blog is only focused on the harms you personally face like being lgbt then you need to see some bigger pictures and stop being afraid of angering your racist mutural or actually saying some shit about racism. If you can reblog some antifa graphics or add blm to your bio to be a surface level ally, you can reblog some sources on the genocide first nations people faced and still face today.
They were CHILDREN.
They were murdered in cold blood.
This is kind of a weird tip but keep a toothbrush in the shower.
I say this cause I know dental hygiene is one of those super important things that gets so often skipped/forgotten/whatever by mental health.
but like.
once i'm IN the shower, I look for any excuse to stay there. So I have a toothbrush. I have my water pick. If I were smart, I'd put a little bottle of mouth wash in there.
this post is about brushing your teeth but its also about knowing yourself. If you think you're most likely to brush your teeth while standing at the coffee maker every morning? Put a toothbrush by the kitchen sink.
If doing the laundry has too many start up steps, put your dirty clothes right into the washer when you take them off. Use it like a hamper.
Eat a gogurt for breakfast literally every day if you find yourself skipping it because figuring out what to eat is too much brain.
Just like, don't be afraid to adapt things to your reality. You don't have to do things "right" for them to be worth doing. A quick swish of mouthwash when you go in to pee is better than doing nothing at all.
This is a form of positive psychology that is called “Micro-adaptions” - Small, incremental or everyday changes that allow you to function better. It’s based around the concept that sometimes, the biggest hurdle to doing a task is that you see it as its own standalone task, and that makes it intimidating to try to tackle. Find a way to tack on the tasks that you want to do with tasks you already know you’re gonna do, and it’s easier to do them. Things you know you’re going to do are already gonna happen, so while you’re waiting for your cup noodle to be ready, or for your meal to warm up, or for your coffee to brew, you can also brush your teeth! If brushing your teeth as a standalone activity is hard, add it into your shower technique. You can put weights next to the toilet for arm or leg reps while you’re in there. There are no real rules in this world. Just make sure that you’re doing things safely, and you’re fine. Positive Psychology is a lot of fun because it doesn’t focus on trying to cure existing psychological problems, it focuses on taking you from where you are, and trying to improve upon that.
Yeah humans can pretty much survive without physical intimacy of any kind and declaring you "need" such a thing is basically abuse
i have something that you might need
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i want to be annoyed that the bi loveseat is just a fun and quirky reminder that biphobia exists but the creepy plastic hands combined with a “nobody believes you” cushion just makes it fucking immaculate biphobia horror couch
I love this but not for the intended reason
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I hate everyone that made me see this
So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.
Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.
I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.
Yes, I screamed. My date thought it was Hilarious.
Yes, we found the girls. Turns out when I grabbed the performers hand, he grabbed theirs so our group wouldn’t be separated. So there was just this zombie in the middle of our group line for like fifty feet
This is like a Scooby Doo bit I love it
Bitches are in my Labyrinth. Trying to fuck my minotaur.
if a minotaur was hunting me in a maze i would just leave
id fuck him
I’d fuck him too
Love wins
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fantastic post guys
I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that
Imagine what could come from there? Ghouls, ghosts, vampires?
