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has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

i’m fixing him [wet squelching noises]

God grant me the serenity to not fucking murder everyone who's making their incompetence my fucking problem.

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

getting characters into world-endingly intense codependent queerplatonic relationships is literally what life is all about. it is literally what we were put here on this earth to do

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

everyone reblog with how old they were in 2008 :)

mutual you are so funny and cool How do i form a social bond with you without interaction