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WOR$T SUMMER IN AMERICA crankin' it with slayyyter

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dappermouth

what if birds could smoke cigarettes…? Ha! an awesome image but we’d have to get them off of them. it just really wouldn’t be good for them

hotbully

I've had this guy on my office door for a year now. I'm glad I have an excuse to share him.

fil3t

pleurer en couleur (to cry in color)

[prints]

mushymushhh

* (You and Noelle…)

* (…the book went shut.)

allesiathehedge

I love this 'Ralsei being a tree/root system under the hometown' theory. It does make sense a lot to me especially how he "teleported' between Dark Worlds and such.

And... Bonus (?)

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wiittyusername

there's something wrong with him

ceruleankitkats

bro is basking. just photosynthesizing.

sexandmanhattan

omtai

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

gramarye

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

briwhosaysni

To clarify for those who don't know, "free the nipple" isn't about going braless, it's about going topless

No shirt, no bra, completely bare torso, just like cis men are allowed to

It's about desexualizing breasts and "female presenting nipples" and not being criminalized for our bodies if we want to go topless because it's a million damn degrees out. This was a popular growing movement that was still widely known a decade ago!

And the fact that not wearing a bra is so discouraged and stigmatized that people think the movement was about being able to go braless under your shirt in public rather than about being able to not wear a shirt at all says a lot about how far we've backslid in the past decade

believesinpatterns

a woman holding her boob should be considered a neutral pensive gesture like when a man scratches his beard

overdoso

Os melhores assistentes.

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louisegluckpdf

obsessed w this. the fact that brennan is quite literally speechless.

rockshitty

I never get tired of this video. The comedic density is off the fucking charts.

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

anais-ninja-bitch

unrestrained summer fun

wizardarchetypes

i was parked at the beach yesterday and a Real Biker Dude pulled up beside me. Like on a big handlebar motorcycle with his whole life packed onto it. a real rambling man. a son of the highways and byways. and he looked down at my mini-series purple e-bike and he was like "what a sweet little thing! how's it ride?" and we talked my e-bike specs. i said i liked his motorcycle and he was barely interested in talking about it except to tell me where he got it in case i ever want one. but he loved my little bike.

this is a problem for me because now i feel respected and powerful so from now on i'm gonna roll up with my e-bike to other guys on their motorcycle and be like "sick bike. reminds me of mine if it were less space efficient..."

wizardarchetypes

i'm gonna go to leather bars and start calling myself a biker instead of a cyclist.

thelostmoongazer

HERO_SWORD.EXE HERO_AXE.EXE HERO_SCARF.EXE

tu0fu

🪽

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thatsmimi

These folks are cosplaying as the characters from Romance of the Three Kingdoms. The guy with the sword is Emperor Liu Bei. His horse is guided by Guan Yu, his military general, and the sword Liu Bei uses is Guan Yu's signature weapon. It's also worth noting that Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei (who's not depicted here) famously sworn in a brotherly bond and refers to each other as brothers.

The horse following him is ZhuGe Liang, Liu Bei's advisor (you know because he's wielding a fan, which is his signature... tool, some games shows him use it as a weapon).

Also throughout this whole thing they're speaking mock archaic Chinese extremely badly.

Translation:

Liu Bei: I shall borrow the power of Guan Yu's sword! *Smacks the balls*

ZhuGe Liang: Your Majesty, this shot was dopeth as fuck! *Uses his fan to push a ball in* - Liu Bei: Ball #3 goes in the top left hole. *Scores correctly* ZhuGe Liang: Your Majesty, why is your sword so rusty? Liu Bei: This is the Blade of Tetanus! Ha ha ha. - Guan Yu: Big Brother, the horse seems hungry. *puts some hay on the table so the horse shoves all the balls into the hole as it eats* Liu Bei: What a good horse Di Lu (Liu Bei's horse) is! Scored so beautifully, how timely it knew to be hungry!

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The bottom caption reads: Dangerous moves, do not copy. Fictional acting, for entertainment purposes only, not to be seen as bad influence

cute-catts

this is amazing 🐈 ♥️♥️

legally-a-bastard

im blowing up this is adorable

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